A little lesson for the insecure guys,,,from '' chicken''

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by chicken, Jan 30, 2011.

  1. AND THATS THE MENTALITY YOU YOUNG BLADES NEED TO TAKE,,,,

    ''YOU'' ARE WHAT THE FEMALES COME TO THE BAR TO FIND...

    shit when i was 25,, i was out in gainesville florida, home of the fighting gators,,, U.F.

    hitting on women that were a lot younger and tighter,, than chicks my own age,,, and pulling these chicks,,, like a flytrap collecting bugs,

    > BE SECURE< MT MALE BLADES,,,,DONT EVER DOUBT YOURSELF,, AND ABOVE ALL DONT THINK,, '' OH THAT CHICKS TOO FINE SHE'LL NEVER FIND ME INTRESTED<

    .. be secure,, all the women want you,, be they fine or average...

    a lot of women may think they got the dating and sleeping thing in thier hands,,,,

    but the creator made them with a vagina,

    and when you '' turn it on'' the womens judgement go right out the window,,,

    { i may have a female come in here to tell me im full of shit on that ^^^^^}

    but dont believe them my male blades,,, they just want thier secret to be known,,,

    be secure,,,,and no woman can resist you,,,,:cool:
     
  2. youre an inspiration;)


    go chicken!!!!!! :D
     
  3. haha "and when you turn it on....."
     
  4. hey thanks :hello:
     
  5. Best lesson I've learned all day! Thanks Chicken! You are one badass blade.:cool:
     
  6. Thank you for the Knowledge Prof. Chicken
     
  7. i unlike most women,,,,

    will never set a male blade up for failure,:cool:
     
  8. Preach on smartest shit i read all mornin:hello:
     
  9. mairuzu. u always brighten my fucking day
     
  10. chicken im glad u didnt leave. wut wold i do without you.
     
  11. chicken never fails to be weirdly right,,,
     
  12. Nothin' like some nice fried chicken to get that pussy turned on ;)
     
  13. haha are you worried your wife's gonna stop by in this thread Chicken? Could happen.

    But thanks for the advice:cool:
     
  14. i rule my house with a clenched iron fist...

    she dont worry me,,:cool:
     
  15. I second this, even though I've only been awake for an hour or two. :p
    But still the best lesson of the day, I don't care if someone gives me a lesson on the meaning of life, this lesson kicks its ass!
     
  16. true story
     
  17. You sir, are quickly becoming my favourite user.
     
  18. its not funny to joke about rape
     
  19. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk.
    Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it.
    Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that shit all the time.
    Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny."
    I say, "fuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?"
    I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Daisy Duck
    See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say.
    "Daisy was asking for it. Daisy was coming on to Porky.
    Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horny, he lost control, he went out of his mind."
    A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault.
    They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt."
    These guys think women ought to go to prison for being cock teasers. Don't seem fair to me.
    Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything.

    George Carlin, he taught us how to see rape as fun
     

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