A Little Dellima, No Answers?

Ok so,

I got caught around 4 months ago for smoking. I got F****** in the ya know (my mom took my phone, read my texts), so she flipped out took my car, cell phone, everything. I "lost all my trust", even though I barely got in trouble prior to that. She said she would continue to drug test me periodically, well I continued to smoke anyways walking to school and such (only live a block away) and I thought that by smoking once it would stay in my system for 30 days, so I was waiting a hell of a long time to take a DT.

Well when i realized I could smoke two or three times a month and not have to worry (along with exercise) I took the first one easily by diluting all day (smoking a week prior) and thought it wouldent be hard to fake it after I passed. Well I knew this wouldent work for any other of the "random" test, so I now have to resort to other measures.

I was thinking of ordering Klear (if you dont know what it is, it was an additive that would pretty much pass every time for even UA's but they now test for it specifically and along with that the pH and all that gibbergab}. Well, with home tests (which I cant find any information on ANYWHERE about fooling, only UA's by diluting and such) I think this would be the best solution considering it worked everytime for UAs, and all I have to do is strap it on LoL. I'm going to try and purchase the Klear UNLESS anyone else has any suggestions on how I could pass a random at home drug test (I have to have the door cracked).

Now IF I must order the klear which I have been pondering:

My first thoughts were too have them ship it to my house using a visa gift card (gift card good idea to house NOT SO MUCH), my parents get mail like crazy and im barely home and dont want to risk it.

My second thought was to try and open a P.O. box. I failed at this attempt yesterday at the UPS store and this old like 60 year old guy said I must be 21 to open one, correct me if I wrong but I dont think the drinking age and age to have your own mailbox are the same. I have heard that you can open one at a USPS (Postal Service) if you are a minor, but would there be any risks with opening it in general (i.e. sending stuff to my house by accident, should I give them a fake address, would they call my parents for confirmation)

Can anyone offer me any tips on what I should do, I dont want to quit smoking because it helps me with my anxiety a whole lot and don't feel the need to give it up.

All of this is so vague and I can't find any info anywhere else on the internet.

Please don't tell me to stop smoking until I move out, because there's more people that are in my position than yours and they really don't need to hear about it because if I would have felt the need to stop I would have by now. If you were in my shoes you would feel the same way.

 

are you semi or fully retarded?

would I be going through any/or all of this trouble if this hasent been brought up? Is it not obvious they know?

the only reason I have to do all this is because I need to live under their roof to go to college, their roof their rules.