And by cooking, of course I'm referring to toasting and baking. It's amazing how well a little smoke puts one's mind at ease. A lil' shot of vodka and about half a bowl in my Model419, and I went in for what I didn't even know what to expect... that evil dentist's chair. Amazingly enough, it was practically painless. A little deadmau5 in the earbuds to drown out the whining drill, and I just stared at the ceiling. Just had trouble with that gurgling-breathing-with-someone-drilling-in-my-mouth thing, but once I got that figured, it was entirely painless (except for the brief poke of the numbing part). It only got disturbing when that song "Sometimes things get complicated" came on twice on shuffle...
I smoked before my last dentist appointment too. . I enjoyed every bit of it except for one part where the lady was scraping my teeth and cut my fucking gum.