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A Lil Help From Some Tokers?

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by krunchy_taco, Apr 18, 2014.

  1. Got an upcoming court date for my pre trial and worst case scenario is that someone ends up spending a day in the cell :/ (at least thats what the attorney said). Im expecting them to be giving me a drug test and I havent ditched the habit of smoking (I know save the bullshit, Im a dumbass). My question is, is there anyway I can try to cheat the DT and have a chance at passing it? Ive thought about drinking a shitload of water and taking some b pills to make my piss a cool neon yellow but idk if thatll work. MIPs suck ass homie ..
     
  2. Condom filled with someone elses urine. Put it in your briefs behind your balls
     
  3. I would think the consequences for getting caught trying to beat the drug test are worse than just telling them you smoked. Could be additional charges (contraband) if you actually have to smuggle shit into a jail cell to give urine.
     
  4. 1. Did you get arrested and sent to jail? Or are you appearing because of a summons?
     
    2. Is this the first interaction with the court system because of the charge?
     
    3. Dip-stick test or lab analysis? 
     
    Basically if you are appearing because of a summons the first piss test doesn't count, Least it doesn't here in indiana. If a lab test whatever your levels of thc are, You'll be alright on the next one too as long as the levels are lower than the previous one. But be advised, This is not for sure as different states have different laws. You're best bet is to look up a lawyer from  your state here (http://lawyers.norml.org ) and see if one is nice enough to answer your questions.
     
      Hope all goes well for you man.
     
  5. #5 Thenewyorker, Apr 19, 2014
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    ALOT of exercise and water. Also eat healthy foods with little fat. Also heard if you eat fatty foods on the day of the test that it blocks in some THC.
     
  6. Take a zinc supplement! Zinc fouls up the result of at least 2 types of drug tests! Adults need 8 to 11 mg of zinc daily; over 40 mg/day can cause zinc poisoning. Take your zinc with food, or expect a queasy stomach!
     
    Zinc Reduces the Detection of Cocaine, Methamphetamine, and THC by ELISA Urine Testing.       (abst – 2011)       .   http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21740689
     
    Elevated urine zinc concentration reduces the detection of methamphetamine, cocaine, THC and opiates in urine by EMIT.            (abst – 2013)              
    http://www.unboundmedicine.com/medline/citation/23843421/Elevated_urine_zinc_concentration_reduces_the_detection_of_methamphetamine,_cocaine,_THC_and_opiates_in_urine_by_EMIT.
     
     
    Granny
     
  7. I wouldnt bring in anything in to court like a condom full of piss, More charges? The balif will usually ask you to empty you pockets (and may pat you down!) Afterwards he escorts you to the bathroom and stands behind you while u piss, usually facing away for a minuscule amount of privacy, but if uve never done it before it can be nerve racking! Drinking large amounts of water can also be a bad idea for court, the object there is to drink so much water and to keep drinking it, that your continuously pissing every 15 mins and the water isnt sitting in your blatter long enough to grab the thc. This can be hell just getting to court lol, let alone waiting 45mins or more for ur name to be called. Masking or maybe clense drinks or methods may be more useful for you here. Just remember if your caught dont say you smoked (2weeks ago) for example as the judge will likely issue you another test 30 days from the time you last smoked. Say it was yesterday and enjoy another few days of smoking haha! Good luck man
     

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