A Letter to a Mother

Discussion in 'General' started by g0pher, Feb 12, 2009.

  1. A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the

    bed. With the worst premonition she reads it, with trembling hands:

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that eloped with my new boyfriend.

    I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and

    tattoos and his big motorcycle.

    But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we

    will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more

    children with me and that's one of my dreams.

    I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want.

    In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

    Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care

    of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

    Your daughter,


    PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted

    to show you that there are worst things in life than the school's report

    card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you! :wave:
  2. Haha uh, well it's funny, but still cruel to be real. I wouldn't scare my mom like that unless she really deserved it. Over a report card? No.

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