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A letter from Grandma!!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by AmsterdamdreamN, Apr 1, 2003.

  1. I got a letter from Grandma the other day.
    she wrote:


    The other day I went to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is. I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that lots of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out the window and screamed, "For the love of God! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for the Lord! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my own horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach." I saw another guy
    waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or
    something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience. A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed that the light had changed. So grinning, I waved to all my sisters and brothers, and drove on through the intersection. I notice I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
    Love, Grandma
     
  2. Oh my god...that one brought me to tears..keep em coming AmsterdamdreamN :D
     
  3. rotflmfao that was some funny shit.
     
  4. that joke was the best i actually laughed
     
  5. That one cracked me up too!!!! The worst part is that I can see it happening to some little old Christian lady!!
     
  6. lol

    that was so funny. and perfectly plausible.
     
  7. I like how the grandson lies and then laughs to her face about it. LOL :D
     
  8. ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!!
     

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