A laugh for BPP! (And other TRUE Southerners,lol)

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, Jun 11, 2002.

  1. A man who was born, reared, and educated in New York took a job
    in Alabama after college. He liked Alabama so much that
    he stayed, married, and had a family. When his widowed father
    retired, he invited him to move to a nice retirement community
    near him. His father, tired of the cold New York winters,
    decided to give it a try.

    After a month of living in the retirement community, he and his
    son were having dinner together and the son asked, "Dad, how
    do you like living in the South after all those years in New

    "Well, son," he replied. "I like it a lot. The people are
    really friendly and everyone seems to have a nickname. For
    instance, Tom is called "The Mechanic" by everyone in spite
    of the fact that it's been over 20 years since he's worked
    on a car. And Bill has not practiced medicine for at least
    15 years, but everyone still calls him "Doc."

    "So, Dad, do you have a nickname?"

    "Yes, I do. Even though I have not had sex in the 10 years
    since your mother died, everyone refers to me as that
    "Fucking Yankee."

    :D :D
  2. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. I know that guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! except he's from Massachusets not NY!

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