Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Panhead, Feb 22, 2001.

  1. A guy gets home late one night and his wife say's, "where the hell have you been?"
    I was out getting a tattoo, he says to his wife.
    "A tattoo she snarls? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
    "What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"
    "Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow.
    "Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money.
    "Lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay home an blow a hundred bucks."
  2. LMAO!¡! Even if I wasnt baked I still would have laughed at this one :D

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