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A Huge Stoner Moment

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Skunky Monkey, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. #1 Skunky Monkey, Oct 28, 2011
    So i met up with a friend today and it started out like this

    Me: "Hey man i just hit my bong"
    Friend: "Dude..why the fuck would you do that"
    Me: "What do you mean"
    Friend: "Why would you hit your bong, it's glass it could of broken or cut you, do you know how dangerous glass can be"
    Me: "Smoke some common sense into yourself"
    Friend: "OH OH OK haha sorry i thought...yeh..never mind"

    I have now demoted him from young praying mantis...back to Grass hopper. :p
     
  2. #2 Mr Info, Oct 28, 2011
    What?

    That is all...
     
  3. #3 bazoski1er, Oct 28, 2011
    hahahahhahahahahahah holy shit :bongin:
     
  4. #4 Railer, Oct 28, 2011
    [quote name='"skunky monkey"']So i met up with a friend today and it started out like this

    Me: "Hey man i just hit my bong"
    Friend: "Dude..why the fuck would you do that"
    Me: "What do you mean"
    Friend: "Why would you hit your bong, it's glass it could of broken or cut you, do you know how dangerous glass can be"
    Me: "Smoke some common sense into yourself"
    Friend: "OH OH OK haha sorry i thought...yeh..never mind"

    I have now demoted him from young praying mantis...back to Grass hopper. :p[/quote]

    Hahahahaha
     
  5. #5 xLively, Oct 28, 2011

    No. Demote him to Glass Hopper. :D
     
  6. #6 Skunky Monkey, Oct 28, 2011

    :laughing::smoke:
     
  7. #7 Rainy Daze, Oct 28, 2011
    demote him to hlass gopper
     
  8. #8 xThrowBack, Oct 28, 2011
    I have a story lol.

    Me: *Passing lit joint to friend.*
    Friend: *Turns away from me and takes a hit.*
    Friend: Holy shit bro this thing is harsh as fuck, I just burnt my lips.
    Me: Dude what? It seemed fine to me. *Takes a hit and passes it back.*
    Friend: Dude fuck it did it again!
    Me: *Staring at my friend like he is a complete idiot.*
    Me: Maybe if you flip the joint around you will hit it from the correct end.
     
  9. #9 Skunky Monkey, Oct 28, 2011

    I did that with a Cigar drunk once :D
     
  10. #10 Oblivion420, Oct 28, 2011
    Skunky! Your crazy monkey ass escaped again?!
     
  11. #11 xThrowBack, Oct 28, 2011

    Not gonna lie, I have also done it lol. It's one of those mistakes you make when you get careless after a long night of smoking and drinking.
     
  12. #12 TokeManVeteran, Oct 28, 2011
    Haha definitively a stoner moment, gotta love bein a rookie.
     
  13. #13 Skunky Monkey, Oct 28, 2011

    He's only been smoking for a few months :smoke:
     
  14. #14 xThrowBack, Oct 28, 2011

    You gotta cut him a break then hombre! Haha he is just a rookie being a rookie!
     
  15. #15 Skunky Monkey, Oct 28, 2011
    I know :p
     
  16. #16 Maximillien127, Oct 28, 2011
    It sounds like he was more stoned than you.
     
  17. #17 Rastafaaari, Oct 28, 2011

    agreeed but, twice in a row!?
     
  18. #18 shaggy11, Oct 28, 2011
    hahaha once i was smoking a metal pipe and the lighter i was using had been passed around a bit and when i got the lighter i was distracted by something for like 10 seconds and i put the top end of the lighter between my lips instead of the pipe...

    lets just say i didn't do that again...
     
  19. #19 Skunky Monkey, Oct 28, 2011

    I've done a similar thing, in fact i have done this many times :smoke: basically a lighter gets passed around lighting cigs,joints,bowls and i get it i light my joint and i kinda keep it in my hand and put the joint to my lips.

    The lighter ALWAYS burns my cheek :mad::smoke:
     

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