A hippie enters a bus and sits next to a nun. He says. You look sexy today. fancy giving me a shag? the nun replies. Iam sorry, No. and she leaves the bus. 10mins later hippie is about to get off the bus. the busdriver starts talking to him laughing. if you really want to rape that nun, i can tell you how. He continues, pointing to a bus stop outside the window. Wait here tommorow at 7. She is usually there. Dress up like jesus and she will surrender to you. The hippie nextday turns up to the stop like a jesus. The nun was there. He says. You look sexy today fancy giving me a shag? The nun replies. Yes, but you must use the anal passage. i dont want the church to know that i had sex. Hippie agrees. When it was done, the hippie took off the jesus mask and gutted the nun. The nun took off her mask and it was the bus driver.