rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary.. and they both run into eachother every year on madison avenue shoppin for thier wives.. poor man says to the rich man hey what did you get your wife this year? rich man says i got her a diamond ring and a mercedes.. poor man says whyd you get her both? rich man says if she dont like the diamond ring, she can go take it back in the mercedes and still be happy.. rich man says what'd you get your wife? poor man says i got her a pair of slippers and a dildo, that way if she dont like the slippers she can go fuck herself
Seriously....wtf is with the spam.....anyways funny shit dude I got one for ya though So Leeroy joined the army 51 years ago....on the first day of bootcamp the army issued him a comb. Later that day the base barbor cut all his hair off. On the second day of bootcamp the army issued him a toothbrush, later that day the base dentist pulled seven of his teeth. On the third day of bootcamp the army issued him a jockstrap. They've been lookin for Leeroy for 51 years....