Alright i got a story for you guys! So My best friend/partner in crime :") and older brother went camping last weekend, we went 2 days previous to the " 2 day camping" . Well after first time we left our tents and gear here, since we planned on going longer. Well it's my grandpa's land ( he died a few years ago). The land has 2 Huge ponds and it's a great place, been camping there since i was a child. like my father. Well it's still in the family, they dont even live there right now. Well basically some other family members, who caretake in winter since they live somewhere far away ( old people) Well we camped before and they got pissed for no reason and said we could not camp here anymore. When we did not do shit wrong really. Well we decided to go anyways. first night we got trashed. the next trip we did not have shit but like 3 shots each ( my older brother does not drink, only smokes ) So anyways the people saw a fire, since we put our pot roast on side corner so it wouldnt get too hot. since we were getting more brews and a 1/5th. Note i am only 3 months from 21. and So is my friend. My older brother is in his 30's, anyways we go get it and on way back in country we see all these cop cars and fire trucks. we sit there forever. they are looking for somebody or something fell, all we saw was some tracks in the field. they were all so busy they didn't even instruct the traffic. And theres like 20-30 people there , firemen/cops. We waited so long the person and our selves decided to turn around. It was sorta hard finding it , since detouring but nothing to hard. When we pull in, this is a long driveway with a curve hill to the land where the pond/camping stuff is. like the house oversee's the big pond . ( they dug marrow as a business. it's neat private lake , no motor boats and just his house. Now this is the luckiest/Crazyist part: When we are about to go over the hill we see cop cars all over, Note we had 3 Big leaf Joints, a paperbag in plain view with drying Cannabis. Our cell phones ( i dunno why we left em, lol ) and a empty 1/2 gallon of some American vodka (yuck) Right when we see it ( my brother is driving my friends car, since its best on MPG and we drank some, he did not) We turn around on hill and we notice 1/2 cop cars is a drug dog cop truck ( sheriffs ) When we were turning round quickly they were running to their cars ( i think around (;30, so its dark as fuck out) , anyways we had like a 30-45 lead. we are going 75-85 at top, went even 60 around first stop signs, no blinker . nothing. By the time were midway on other road we decide we need to find anther road, but before we could there lights were on. They of gone prolly 90-100 to catch us that fast, no joke. We tossed my brothers bowls worth of weed and the bowl out the window with barely any window going down. Before were even completely stopped they were shining us and chirping. So fuck it. I hear " put your fucking hands up " so we all do, they force my brother to go out, he gets ojut, gets super patted down and then they make us keep our hands up also. The " nice" cop who wasnt the one wearing combat boots, LULZ. anyways we get out and he super pats me down, like almost homo - like . He even checked my shoes and shit. The drug cop looked through window and saw the bought booz. We are made to sit on the floor for like 10 minutes, note my brother is already handcuffed. I was so high i didn't even know my buddy tossed his shit. so i thought we were super fucked. I was 100% sure they found our herb and our joints and all this shit, plus i drank a few hours back. They were like " Been drinking tonight?" Me " nope" Pig " Well i'm only going to ask one more time" Me " i had one beer , no big deal. I am only 3 months from 21 officer" PIG" hold on" comes back with drug cop, switch positions, since the drug cop was harassing and trying to question my brother on the booz and the joints they found. So the drug cop brought a breathlizer over and said if i refuse i get a auto 6 month licence suspension and a MIP.So i blew into the machine and i was under! They breathlized my friend and he was even lower! FUCK THE POLICE anyways they were super nice after that, assholes. But right after the test he goes " So whats in those hand rolled cigg's?" My friend " They are herbel blend" Pig " Yeah that stuff didn't smell like marijuana" Note: i felt so amazing we just got away with joints, fucking marijuana leaf joints! and when he said that the other cop agreed. Bastards Other Pig " So they are smoke safe " acting all interested Drug Pig " Where do you purchase these " Buddy " Bullshit place, blah blah " drug pig " so it's not a narcotic" then smiles So the pigs searched threw all our shit ( tackleboxes, tents, all our clothes, i mean everything but the paper bag with pot in it) its cause it was light, looked like they walked over it a few times. Now these relatives are also there when we get back and bitch some. the cops even said right when they got there " OH btw folks those joints we thought that were marijuana are just legal herbal mixes" ^^^^^^^ PWNTED ^^^^^^^^^ They also joked they thought our Soup was a Meth lab ( wtf? ) It was just a pan on a fire. freaks Or porchers. Cause they saw the food ( relatives) and ran back cause they thought we ran. but we were going to wallmart at that time. We also got questioned before breathlizer a billion times why we ran away on a race, our excuse " Man it's the cops, we didnt even know why they were here. " same to relatives. But funny part was the cops kinda took that excuse as a reasonable, but they were like " next time just walk over". But they never knew we had drying weed in their grasp. when they were trying to bust our balls all over. So a great story friends, We ran from the cops, did many violations, had drying weed and had marijuana leaf joints and got them handed back to you without being tested and told to relatives they were legal herbs So many miracles cause normally we would of left our bud not in the car so car violation, and our high asses saved it cause it was in the trunk. We did not even get a ticket for a violation for running away or not stopping or anything. Such a close call and they so thought we were fucked. they even were trying to get us for those bs joints. Everything worked out for best, we got drunk and even more high that night, swam in the lake and watched the stars. Good times!
Very interesting story. You got really lucky and I applaud your poise under pressure. This summer I was traveling with a group that enforces a strict drug and alcohol policy. I was smoking a couple of bowls with friends after a long day of rehearsal when the two head administrators of the group I'm affiliated with walk around the corner of the high school we were housed at. At this point I was sure we were fucked because I was sure that they would smell us. I sat on the bowl and the weed quickly to hide it and I started to light a cigarette as they walk around the corner. Needless to say I talked to them and I was smart enough to not start apologizing for smoking weed right away. They believed us when we told them that we were only smoking cigarettes and were hiding to not be caught and let us go on our way. There was also another group of people smoking not 20 yards from us and they got away as well. I'm pretty sure that the two admins were sloshed because they acted really strange and didn't really seem to be paying a whole lot of attention, but I'm glad because if they had been sober my ass would have probably gotten sent home. P.S.-I'm not in high school for anyone wondering I tour with a group in the summer that sleeps and rehearses at high schools.
great shit, man glad u got away seems like u didnt just enjoy smokin the herb at the camp but also before u made this thread.
