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A good excuse to use my moms car to go buy pot

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by TyNySy, Sep 4, 2012.

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  1. #1 TyNySy, Sep 4, 2012
    Ok so im 18 and I'm not starting college til the winter so I can't use the"i gotta pick up shit for school excuse" so whats a good one? I can't walk there because the guys house is like 5 miles away so thats out of the question. And I was gonna also stop by the smoke shop to buy a new bowel cuz my other one broke and the shop is about an extra 3-4 miles away. And I can't use the excuse that I'm going to a friends house cuz all my friend went "off" to college while my but is staying here going to a community college. Also keep in mind that my moms black and won't believe any excuse. It has to be a good one. Cuz if she find out I nerve stopped smoking she will murder me and hide my severed remains under the house where I will rot for all eternity! Jkjk no she just said shes gonna kick my ass out. Last time she called the police on me. Anyway I love smoking pot cuz it helps with my depression and add. Plus is just fun being high :smoke: . Anyway I need some pot cuz I havnt smoked in 3months cuz I had to get clean for work. Now that I've got the job I want to smoke like a mofo! Im dying here! PLEASE HELP! :(
     
  2. #2 tommy toke alot, Sep 4, 2012
    "im a grown man, now fuck off and gimme your keys"

    naw jk here some examples:
    movies
    mall
    gf
    friends house
    library

    good luck man :wave:
     
  3. #3 Flyinstarhigh, Sep 4, 2012
    "ma ill be right back, im goin to 7 11. You want anything?"
     
  4. #4 cripin210Tx, Sep 4, 2012
    If she didnt make dinner tell her your gonna go get some food.
     
  5. #5 slapdance, Sep 4, 2012
    Tell her you have to run to work to check the schedule because no one is answering the phone.
     
  6. #6 TyNySy, Sep 4, 2012

    Lol first of all im a girl :) and second those are really good answers, thanks
     
  7. #7 figarofigaro, Sep 4, 2012
    I use this at least once a day.


    After a while, they just stop asking, and you just start hopping in the car more on a whim


    EDIT: also. NEVER return the car to the driveway if its running low on gas. have some respect for your parents and throw $20 in the tank, ya hear me?
     
  8. #8 TyNySy, Sep 4, 2012

    Lol 711 is right down the street in walking distance from my house no joke and the library is right across the street from my house lol but thanks for the answer
     
  9. #9 Sploojum, Sep 4, 2012
    I'll just list as many things as I can think of, hope this helps.

    1.) Grocery Store/ Gas Station
    2.) Gamestop/ Music Store to get a brand new game/movie/album
    3.) Getting McDonalds
    4.) Seeing an old Highschool friend/teacher/coach
    5.) Need more batteries for something (this is a good one, unless you aren't out of batteries)
    6.) Tell her you are selling/buying something on craigslist and need to meet the guy somewhere
    7.) If her birthday is coming up, tell her you are going shopping for her. If not, tell her you are going birthday shopping for any relative with a close birthday.
    8.) Going to get medicine from the store because you have a sore throat
    9.) "Mom I'm going to buy weed, get the fuck out of my business" lol.
     
  10. #10 Permafade, Sep 4, 2012
    Well if you enjoy fresh air and all that jazz you could ride a bike and get there in like 20 minutes...
     
  11. #11 TyNySy, Sep 4, 2012

    You are a fucking genius!
     
  12. #12 TheZodiac, Sep 4, 2012
    just off the thread of this titlle, no way your 18...
     
  13. #13 TyNySy, Sep 4, 2012

    I am 18 thank you very much and I have to use my moms car cuz I don't have a car of my own.
     
  14. #14 wazzup123, Sep 4, 2012
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    Tell her you're buying a video game. Older people don't know much about games lol so she wouldn't know if you really did by a new game.
     
  15. #15 xlxlxlxlxlx, Sep 4, 2012
    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
  16. #16 tommy toke alot, Sep 4, 2012
    [quote name='"TyNySy"']

    Lol first of all im a girl :) and second those are really good answers, thanks[/quote]

    Sorry i just got used to guys being around here
     
  17. #17 kangarooshoes37, Sep 4, 2012
    you should either get a job or get a bike
     
  18. #18 Tastytrichomes, Sep 4, 2012
    tell her you're not feeding from her breasts anymore. you're a real man now, not a little boy
     
  19. #19 BearJew420, Sep 4, 2012
    Tell her your going to get a job.
     
  20. #20 TyNySy, Sep 4, 2012

    First of all im a girl. Second if I told my mom that she will slap me in the face and kick my ass out! Lol no joke
     
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