A gay moment

Discussion in 'Philosophy' started by GGrass, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. It suddenly felt very gay. It became warmer and brighter.

    Things were connecting. Questions answered each other. All made sense. Everything was coming together.

    For one brief moment, I know something. I have in my possesion, a little bit of truth. For a fraction of a second, I hold in my hand... an apple.

    Then it was gone.

    I don't even remember now.

    But it was definitely a gay moment.
     
  2. That's pretty gay.
     
  3. That's probably the gayest thing I've ever heard.
     
  4. It was pretty damn gay, I must say. I was suprised at myself for describing it as being gay.

    I could have thought it felt... stoned... or high... or even enlightened.

    For realizing that something which I forgot now, but the realization of that something made me go,

    EUREKA!

    And then I thought it felt gay.

    Weird.
     
  5. I was driving to work this morning, and made a quick stop at the fruit shop to buy some apples.

    And I was eating the apple in the car, and it suddenly occurred to me, that the reason why I made a certain photo of an apple was because I was trying to describe the feeling I get when I eat an apple, and when I eat an apple, I feel gay.

    Very happy. Content, and satisfied.

    Good apples.... very tasty... fresh and crisp. Sour and Sweet. Full of good stuff that's supposed to be healthy.

    I think apples are the best snacks. Much better than potato chips or stuff they sell at fast food joints.

    And it's completely bio-degradable too. You can throw it away anywhere, and it will be gone in a few days, NATURALLY. The ants will eat it, the birds will eat it, the mice will eat it... the bacteria will eat it... just drop the leftover of an apple anywhere, whether that be on concrete or on grass... and it will be gone.

    Unlike a plastic coffee cup or straw...

    Anyways...
     
  6. You just fulfilled all of our gayest fantasies
     
  7. Philan : How so?
     
  8. This is the picture I'm talking about.

    Series of pictures of an apple, being eaten.
     

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  9. Thank you for gaying up my day.
     
  10. Wasn't trying to 'gay up' anyone's day, but you're welcome.

    Damn.... I must be gay. Surely. -___- ,
     
  11. I guess I should not have spoke for everyone else, and instead used *my instead of our.


    :poke:

    By sharing your gay experience with us, it became a part of us. A part of my day here today, Tuesday the 26th of January, 2010.
     
  12. Haha... I see what you mean...

    There are days when I'm gay. Actually it doesn't even last the whole day, just a few moments in a day.

    Some small thing triggers the funny gay feeling and I see things from a very different perspective. It's weird.
     
  13. so when I'm taking a shit and I still sit there and piss thru my legs and continue shitting will that make me watch Will and Grace?
     
  14. Bananas are way better....and gayer.
     
  15. Bananas?!

    I suppose so... they are very healthy too.

    During a round of golf, have a banana between holes... yeah... it helps A LOT.

    What's 'Will ang Grace'?

    I suppose it's some kind of show?
     
  16. gay story bro :D:smoking:
     
  17. How's does the banana feel when you only have it between the holes? Does that make it an outsider?
     
  18. Gay AND stoned. :smoking:
     
  19. Not sure how to answer that, philan, I'm completely clueless.
     
  20. suppperr gayyy
     

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