A fuck aint nothing but 5 minutes

Discussion in 'General' started by g0pher, Jan 15, 2008.

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  1. #1 g0pher, Jan 15, 2008
    I aint up to breaking my fucking back over that shit mait wait, yooo, I came already what more do you want??
     
  2. #2 D-Shiznit, Jan 15, 2008
    uhh.. what?
     
  3. #3 *guest, Jan 15, 2008

    It seems that he's stating his unwillingness to engage in sexual intercourse for longer than 5 minutes, citing the fact that he has already orgasmed, and of course "what more do you want?"

    But that's just a guess. :smoking:
     
  4. #4 head4life, Jan 15, 2008
    dude listen THIS is what you do

    you set DOWN the pipe


    and then I pick it up :D
     
  5. #5 head4life, Jan 15, 2008


    lmfaoooooooooooo
     
  6. #6 g0pher, Jan 15, 2008
    How long should good sex last? Obviously, a quickie is a quickie, but from beginning (foreplay) to the end, how long is a good time and how long is too long before you call it quits? 5 minutes is good enough fo me, not up for stunts man damn that shit
     
  7. #7 head4life, Jan 15, 2008
    5 mins? dear lord dude how do you ever get any tail?


    and I aint your sex ed teacher yo you should know that
     
  8. #8 g0pher, Jan 15, 2008
    haha - dude you know what i'm talking about , you get down there doin your thing doin your thing 5min, 6mins - then blasst - YOU HAVE CUM,
     
  9. #9 head4life, Jan 15, 2008

    No I dont dude.
     
  10. #10 g0pher, Jan 15, 2008
    does it really matter how long it's supposed to last? good sex is good sex no matter how you look at it.
     
  11. #11 nushaganazad, Jan 15, 2008
    no dude, when i have sex, im in it to enjoy it, its not a thing where im out just to get mine, a girl loves foreplay, look im not saying i cant cum in 5 mins, but wwhats the point, an hour or more for good sex from start to finish, enjoy wat your going, otherwise dont waste anyone elses time and watch some porn!. enjoy that shit man!
     
  12. #12 g0pher, Jan 15, 2008
    I've gone at least 2 hours before man dont get me wrong. Even 3.. but i figured something out, a fuck aint but 5 minutes you can play all you want, maybe even 10 but thas the most.

    2 hours .. yea .. but its mainly foreplay. so fuckit,

    you cant fuck 2 hours straight, thats just fuckin weird
     
  13. #13 head4life, Jan 15, 2008

    dude I could if you give me some blow
     
  14. #14 g0pher, Jan 15, 2008
    Get a vaseline ya fuckin ..:eek: ..

    whats up with these guys that ask for a blow from another guy? :confused:

    really could never get it
     
  15. #15 head4life, Jan 15, 2008
    blow coke yayo white girl that snort powder cocaine
     
  16. #16 *guest, Jan 15, 2008
    If your girl isn't getting off in those 5 minutes, you are not doing your job. ;)
     
  17. #17 g0pher, Jan 15, 2008
    head lol man i find it very hard understanding your language lol :p
     
  18. #18 ~NOTORiiOUS~, Jan 15, 2008
    me and my ex, got jiggy for 5+ hours. ;)

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  19. #19 head4life, Jan 15, 2008

    you do?


    ok maybe I didnt make it simple enough


    blow=cocaine
     
  20. #20 hurricaneMIKE, Jan 15, 2008
    hahaha. i hope 5 minutes aint the norm for you tho, homie. hope thats just a quickie situation. otherwise, man, you gotta put in that work
     
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