A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband sipping a glass of wine. At a strategic moment, she uncrosses her legs and spreads wide enough that her husband asks, “Are you wearing crotchless panties?” "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. He replied, “Thank God. I thought you were sitting on the cat.” He never saw the wine glass coming.