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A fairly fast way to get it out of my system?

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by massivevagina, Oct 14, 2012.

  1. #1 massivevagina, Oct 14, 2012
    So I have started working at a place which does random drug tests (I posted a thread about it for some advice but almost no one really helped me...)

    The thing is: I don't smoke very often (esppecailly since the job, i think only once in the last month) but you never know when there's a party or a nice get together with friends.

    From what I've heard from a few people who have worked there for a little while is they do in fact test once in a blue moon (a friend who's worked for almost 2 years says they've done it maybe 3 times to a small amount of people, he's never actually been tested)

    This is why I was just wondering if there is a way to get MJ out of my system fairly fast just so I can get back to smoking every now and again comfortably.

    I don't need any miracle "out of my system in 24 hours" stuff that doesn't work but maybe some like diet, mineral, advice that can get me rid of it in a least a few days to a week.

    Can anyone help me out?
     
  2. #2 TjTjT, Oct 14, 2012
    See this Sticky: http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/619280-answer-drug-test-questions.html

    Depending on the test, they can find out if you tried to "flush-out" your body. I dated a girl that did drug tests for bodies (she didn't know I smoked, ha) and she told me that a test that comes out as "diluted" was a failed drug test. She tested parents that want custody of their children though, not sure if the drug tests for jobs is similar.
     
  3. #3 dankyfc, Oct 14, 2012
    omg that is a nightmare
     
  4. #4 massivevagina, Oct 14, 2012
    Well it would most definitely be a pee test being I had to take one to get the job.
     
  5. #5 Tastytrichomes, Oct 15, 2012
    nice username
     
  6. #6 Larry Sellers, Oct 15, 2012
    Run alot and try to sweat it out, keep drinking lots of fluids.
     
  7. #7 beckystonrchick, Oct 15, 2012
    1 cup cranberry juice, 1 cup milk, 2 tsp baking soda. you're welcome
     
  8. #8 RandomThoughts, Oct 15, 2012
    I just don't think I will ever apply for a job, or proceed with an application if I find out there's drug testing.

    I don't use anything but weed, I do so in moderation and by a healthy means.
    This has never once effected my work and I always do a good job, in pretty much every role I've ever been in.

    I've witnessed the after effects of alcohol effect people in not only their job performance, bot reliability and temperament as well - Yet there's no testing for this...

    IMO no job is worth having to accept that.
     
  9. #9 2High2BeClever, Oct 16, 2012
    Personally i pop a Niacin pill. Flushes your system out with a good amount of water. Piss will be clear and dilluted so just drink some cranberry juice or colored drink to get some yellow in your piss and youre good to go. Works everytime for me.
     
  10. #10 stevenjoywell, Oct 16, 2012
    of course, i think so, Well it would most definitely be a pee test being I had to take one to get the job.[​IMG]
     
  11. #11 ZigZagBodyBag, Oct 16, 2012
    I heard Palo Azul works wonders, might be hard to get but in Texas there's some in most mexican markets. I've used Palo Azul but didn't get tested both times I used it, tastes like mud :( haha
     
  12. #12 massivevagina, Oct 23, 2012
    Well the thing is it's not like I have to rush to do this I mostly just want to stay fairly clean, I smoked every so often and if I can smoke (a good amount in one sitting) and still have it out of my body within a week that would just make me much less paranoid about it lol.

    Therefore some of the tips such as exercise a lot (to burn it out of my fat right?) and to drink lot's of fluids are mostly what I'm looking for. However are there any like specific supplements that will work to clean out my system a bit faster?
     
  13. #13 drosmoke34, Oct 24, 2012
    [quote name='"ZigZagBodyBag"']I heard Palo Azul works wonders, might be hard to get but in Texas there's some in most mexican markets. I've used Palo Azul but didn't get tested both times I used it, tastes like mud :( haha[/quote]

    I've used it twice, passed the first time, failed the second time. I'm actually downing some right now for probation tomorrow.

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