So I was at a party--it had barely started, and I go out back to smoke a (very well rolled if I may say so myself) joint with a friend. We're standing out back, and some guys walk up to us by the fence, and are like "hey, you gonna pass that over here?" I say "I would, but it's just about done..." and freeze as I see two cops walk into the light with badges flashing. Oh, shit. They say "we want YOU to come outside now," but luckily the gate was locked. I say I'll go around, and walk into the house ... which is immediately put into lockdown. People wouldn't let me open the doors, and they closed all the blinds and waited. The officers let themselves into the backyard and were about to break the back door when they were finally let in. Of course, there was NO ONE over 21 at the party (lots of alcohol) and a sufficient number of under-18s. They separated us into 18+ and under 18 people in the living room, and then said "so where was that kid smoking pot?" Silence. I stand up and say "that was me." "Where's your buddy?" "I was smoking alone, and I'm very sorry." [I obviously wasn't but I wasn't about to start trouble.] They ask if I'm driving, and I say no, I have a ride. They've been making various jokes about pot ("do you have a license for that?" "uh... heh." "glaucoma? i see you wear glasses. i'm just going to assume you could get a prescription. and as long as you have under a pound on you, i really don't give a shit about the weed. it's the underage drinking i care about." luckily, i hadn't had anything to drink and was acting sober as a judge. finally, the officers let everyone go. i joked with them a little, they talked to me about my job, they checked ID to make sure we were over 18 and let us go. The under 18 people just needed to get a ride with someone. It was a damn scary night. I'm so thankful I got off. Caught red handed with a j and the cops let me off... nice.