A cool story I wrote when I got high

Warning***It is a long post If you manage to get though all of this, the feel free to post what you think about it and feel free to give me 5 starts. If you didn't like it give me 5 stars anyways (jk). Just tell what you didnt like about it. This is the story about the guy who went smoking at a skatepark.

Gettin High
So i got high today. I smoked a joint and 3/4 of it was done. when someone yelled "DONT DROP THE BLUNT DUDE!". That was me. And I was by myself. I was in an abandoned skatepark. It was funny ,because I was Smoking not a blunt, but a joint. Also the wind blew away my joint...

Don't drop the joint
I chased after it after the joint rolled a couple feet I picked it up and all the weed around it. I packed that bitch back in the roach. I start looking around and I don't see my lighter anywhere. Oh no. I think I lost my lighter.

Don't drop the lighter
I searched all my pockets. My hoodie, my pants, my shorts. Hell, I even checked my boxerbriefs(real men wear boxer briefs). But wait it's actually by my junk?!..No im jk lol. i finally checked all my zippers in my bookbag and see nothing. I stare at my bookbag for two minutes and check my first zipper again. I dig around and what do you know? Its my lighter.

Getting Higher
I light that shit up and I can't even throw embers(bad girl lol) on that bitch. As im lighting i see that my thumbs are getting black. And all of sudden the joint flew in my mouth! I was sucking the shit so hard I must have sucked it in with my suction. (no homo)...or<. But i didn't choke on it. At that very instant I swear it felt like the Mary jane Angel itself just saved me. She knocked the joint back out my mouth and on to my lips. That's when I leaned back in my pillow and said, "I'm just going to save the roach".
Writing to you
So here I am right now coming down on my high writing to you about that experience, listening to kid cudi, while my ass cheeks are squeezing uncontrollable. Writing high was quite hard, because although your imagination and creativity is increase by 300%( i wish),you can get off track easily, lose focus. And you can't remember a damn thing about what you were just thinking about. (I first writed all this on my notebook so i'll remember everything. Now I'm transfering it here.) Most of my mistakes were spelling and punctuation. But some were big grammatical errors and even missing letters! Imagine reading something that said "I lean hear back my pillow and i sav the roach". I had to fix it now im typing it for you.

THE END
These are my last words to you. Answer these two questions. Was this a story talking about a story? or a story about writing about another story?


Time it took writing this...1 hour 28 minutes. I was mostly sober when I started this post.

 

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Ikr. Not a single person has said cool story bro. Weird

 

If it wasn't cool, then thats all the more reason to say it. The point is sarcasm

 

i lol'd at your post