So i am broke and cant afford a flesh light. Would a warm banana peel work, maybe a little butter for some lube?
If you have a warm banana peel, that should be fine. Put it in the microwave a little if you are a sick fuck. I think if you put it in the microwave for a few seconds it'll do the trick, lube and all. Oh, but only do that if you are a horny motherfucker.
a bottle of lubriderm and my left hand does the trick. Or i'll have my girlfriend come over and get some real pussy.
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Lemme help you out bro. How old are you? Under 25? Head over to the mall. Go chat up some ladies. Ask them if they like to smoke. Girls mouth=perfect fleshlight. Older then 25 then i don't really know where to meet girls. Just hit on chicks your age. Then fuck the shit out of them. I do this and have never had to buy a fleshlight.