(Note Graphic Audio) In recordings of calls to 911 dispatchers released Tuesday, a chimpanzee's grunts can be heard as a frantic owner cries that her pet is 'eating' her friend and he must be killed. Screaming Chimp, Frantic Owner Heard on 911 Call
damn xanny bars but i was reading cnn Conklin said the chimp had been acting "rambunctious," prompting Herold to put Xanax in a cup of tea for him to drink. However, Herold told New York station WABC that the Xanax didn't dissolve in the tea, and she doesn't believe Travis had any of the drug in his system. http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/18/chimp.attack/index.html
keeping a wild, unpredictable animal in captivity = retarded giving an unpredictable, captive, wild animal Xanax = really retarded putting diapers on an unpredictable, wild, captive, drugged out animal = worthy of face ripping retarded person having face ripped off = awesome cops mistaking your wrecked girlfriend for a dude = hilarious
It was a friend of the owner, she just got out of her car and started getting her shit fucked. how is she retarded? That monkey went straight bananas
this is all true but the wrong person had their face ripped off it was the retarded ladys friend who was attacked, she didnt do any of these things and now might die.
she's retarded by association for rugmunching the tard it would have been better if the owner had been the one getting her shit bitched up, but I'm content with knowing that at least one person has had their face ripped off by a drugged out chimp. This sort of thing doesn't happen enough. from this day forward, I'm making it my mission to unleash a truckload of Xannied chimps on washington d.c.
Thats pretty ignorant. From this day forward, im making it my mission to unleash a truckload of Xannied chimps on York, Pennsylvania.
This happened 10 minutes away from my house, according to my friend who's mom is a nurse at the hospital, the victim is in intensive care and is not doing well
Please do, and try to aim them towards all the old white people roaming around. They're slowing down the restaurant service, as well as traffic.
I demand an immediate ban on all domestic ownership of chimpanzees and orangutans.. Apparently nobody realizes how strong a 200lb beast that has the power to crush skulls and open doors can be..
The doors thing creeps me out everytime I hear it. Fuckin monkeys are creepy man I like how it ran back to its bedroom to die lol guess the bullets brought it out of its little fit. Dont fuck with people haha
Sad that a woman had to suffer through an attack, however, exotic animals should only be owned by people with the proper facility and education to care for them, the fact that this chimp they said weighed 200lbs alone speaks volumes. The woman may die, this morning she was listed in critical condition. I hope she makes it.