$80 a G.

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  1. #1 Nash92, Nov 20, 2011
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    Back in 2009 I was very new to smoking weed. I was posted at the bus stop one football Saturday waiting for the Ride to take me downtown. I was alone in the cubical, examining my one hitter.

    Suddenly this slightly overweight, shaggy guy rolls up a bike and comes into the cubical. He then takes off his back pack and says to me: "hey, man. Check this out". He then whips out a jar of some nice looking, and potent bud, and exclaims "MASTER KUSH!".

    He let me sample it in my one hitter and I was sky high.:smoke: The guy must have thought I was stupid though, he proceeded to tell me: "These buds are real potent so it's $80 for a G". I laughed and told him I was alright, but thanks for the offer. He told me where I could find him, then took off on his bike.

    It was a very random encounter, and quite sketchy looking back on it. But it's like the mass amounts of people vanished for that period of time. :D
     
  2. #2 MSabre, Nov 20, 2011
    For $80 bucks I better be able to smell it and get high...
     
  3. #3 Jet Li, Nov 20, 2011
    [quote name='"MSabre"']For $80 bucks I better be able to smell it and get high...[/quote]

    For 80 bucks a G I should be able to THINK about it and get high..
     
  4. #4 keys4life, Nov 20, 2011
    80 bux a g.... What a tool lol
     
  5. #5 *dmoney/208*, Nov 20, 2011
    this is where I would've said something along the lines of "No one is fucking dumb enough to drop $80 on weed, no matter how fucking good, but the only way you are getting $80 out of me today, sir, is if you give me a half ounce for above price"

    He either does it and accepts your haggling offer, and still walks away with his $80, and you get a great deal, or he doesn't and your where you started. I personally would've milked this opportunity. When it knocks, it knocks :smoke::bongin:
     
  6. #6 LulzMaximus, Nov 20, 2011
    For 80 a G, it better give me a blowjob.
     
  7. #7 trazyfilth, Nov 20, 2011
    thats bad you did the right thing a so called old friend of mine tried to once sell me a g of sour d for 40 bucks i was like im not stupid dude im not paying that price some people are messed up.
     
  8. #8 flapflip, Nov 20, 2011
    [quote name='"LulzMaximus"']
    For 80 a G, it better give me a blowjob.[/quote]

    For 80 a G, it better give me 2 blowjobs.
     
  9. #9 bp4er, Nov 20, 2011
    And to think.. I thought I'd dooped ya:rolleyes:
     
  10. #10 MandalaSmoker, Nov 21, 2011
    That shit had better be sucking my Dick by the time I get home.
     
  11. #11 Sativanya, Nov 21, 2011
    It was probably coke for that price, so yeah
     
  12. #12 ParanoidAtBest, Nov 21, 2011
    For eighty dollars a gram, it better make all my dreams come true.
     
  13. #13 kana bush, Nov 21, 2011
    For $80 a G, it better wipe my ass for me.
     
  14. #14 BuffaloSoldiier, Nov 21, 2011
    For 80 bucks a G, it better make me a goddamn motherfuckin sandwich.... I'm fucking hungry. fuck.
     
  15. #15 08 BANSHEE, Nov 21, 2011
    For 80 bucks that shit better suck my dick.
     
  16. #16 ParanoidAtBest, Nov 21, 2011
    This thread is now about the things Cannabis should do if you pay eighty bucks for one gram.:smoke::smoke::smoke:
     
  17. #17 BuffaloSoldiier, Nov 21, 2011
    It better suck on my sammich. Hey, does any1 in AZ have a sandwich i can have? Roast beef?
     
  18. #18 sublimesun, Nov 21, 2011
    for 80 bucks that gram should also come with like 65 bucks.
     
  19. #19 Ska, Nov 21, 2011
    For $80 a G it better blast me off into the mechanical elf world.
     
  20. #20 adam1120, Nov 21, 2011
    For 80 a g shit better come with 60$
     
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