well, this is what DARE taught me: wanna smoke some dope? just say nope. wanna get high? just walk on by. ...yeahhh.
No I only smoke sausage????? Thats a way to say no and still be cool????? Smoking a big fat sausage is the coolest thing ever....... "no ill get kicked off the math team....." (wouldnt that make you cooler?) should be 77 ways to say no like a retarded 8 year old and lose all your friends.....
in reality, just give the real reason. no need to be a smartass. "nope, my job gives random drug tests" "nah, im just not into it. thanks though, good looks." but yeah. i want that poster for my pad