60 uses for a chair

Keep zombies at bay....for a moment.

 

cut a whole in the center....you got a toilet!

 

Cup holder

 

Cat holder

 

Sit on it until you die....or i guess you could just have sex on it

 

Roll tray

 

Sit
sleep
have a chick ride u
have her hold the top while ur behind
pile clothes on
dog stake- tie the dog to it
I could use a chair for ne thing
fan holder for u growers

awhile back I was building a track car for some dude n he didn't
have seats I needed to test drive it so I hada old chair I saw'd
the legs n used it.. Workd good till the turbo spool'd n put me in
the trunk almost

 

Window breaker

 

give yourself the heimlich maneuver.

 

Firewood.

Table, Workbench. Desk. Endtable, coffee table

It could keep rain off of stuff you put under it!

Hmmm... a life raft!

 

Heimlich Maneuver.

 

Lol, remover.

 

thank you! Knew it didn't look right.

 

Hmm... if its a reclining lawn chair, I reckon you could tie lotsa weather balloons to it and fly away, or use it as an ultra-comfortable TV viewing device.

 

Vomit inducer (ala computer chair).
Interrogation tool.
Barricade.
Foot rest.
Exercise.
Tripod.
Bookshelf.
Lion tamer accouterment.

 

one step ladder.

 

turn it upside down and you got a stationary orgy machine.

circus folk use it in their balancing act

killin folks with electricity

nothing else comes to mind

 

Masturbatory aid.

 

Use it as a strike zone when you play wiffle ball.