420

Just wanted to say fellow tokers that according to my pc there are 420 people viewing apprentice tokers as we speak! since on the 420 subject, how was everyones 420 sesh today. Mine was fucking Crazy! Post ur stories here

I had this kid over who is an aspiring actor. He is a very good friend of mine, and we always fuck around in our group of friends and play pranks and shit on each other. Well this one happened while we were RIPPED off our asses off some ak, and some magnum kush. about 2.5g to three heads, all fresh off 2 week t breaks, with the acception of my smoke last night. Anyways, this kid call him D, is very spiritual and shit, and studys chakras, chi's etc.

So He basically talked to my friend for an hour and a half about how he was some demon named vassargo posessed into him and the history of all the demons and how hes a good demon who is only in his body when he allows, and is there to help. Basically an hour and a half scifi tale. My friend, call him E, was sitting there EATING THIS SHIT UP as if it were real, cause he was even going so far as to try and transfer energy and shit into E and he said he could feel it and was being convinced!

The whole time im in my own little blitzed off my ass world playing gears 3 and browsing the web, because i tuned out to what was going on with them. While He goes on his tangent how he is focusing his chi, to summon a demon or some shit, but i diddnt know that was happening because i was in the other room when he explained it, So i come back and hes talking in another voice, which is common with him cause hes a voice actor. But then i hear bits and pieces where he is talking in 3rd person. and im my own little world in the room cause i diddnt know what the fuck was going on. By the time i actually start to piece together what the fuck they were talking about, we were bout 6 bowls and many bong rips deep. So i could be convinced of anything at this point. I basically get informed that a demon posessed D, And thats who was speaking and basically a shortened version of the hour and a half they spent talking abt this, all while E is believing it all! I was just like starting to flip n b like wtf ur faking it stfu etc etc. He then in his still demon voice says i should go and come back at another time. And he "passed out" and woke back up coughing. At this point im like WTFFF??? He then proceeded to have amneseia for 30 min about what happened the last 1.5 hrs

Sorry for this being so long so far im high as fuck and this hole day tripped me out SOO hard.

Anyways by the time we remind him of what supposedly happened, he starts to "get pieces of it back" and remembers it. at this point im seriously freaked the fuck out, cause im high as shit and this supposed demon posession happened. He then proceeds to explain all the se satanistic beliefs and why the demons okay and all this fucking crazy shit. im basically sitting here freaked the fuck out the rest of the evening as he continues going on with this story about demons and blah blah, and im not sure to call 9/11 tell him to leave, speak to the "demon", im almost starting to get convinced a demon is posessing him after close to 6 hrs of this demon shit on and off, or what! After having the "demon" come back and shit, and me basically being like fuckit ill just go off in my own world, he continues to convince my friend of more demon bullshit, and how is guardian demon is coming and all this shit making this kid believe some crazy story about the demons. and finally after E leaves its just me and D. He just starts laughing outta nowhere, and thats when i KNEW he was bullshitting the whole time. I assumed he had been, but he was soo believeable and his personality, quality acting, and typical religious beliefs made it so believeable. He basically said that he was doing it all to fuck with E who is apparently sitting at home trying to summon a demon as we speak! It was the greatest, and most well executed prank ive ever played witness to! Anyways we plan on continuing on with it till next week when we all chill and smoke again, doing some fake ceremony, and then right as the demon is supposed to appear, both just be like FUCK YOU WE GOT U! E is so into believing it soo far that he is at home doing shit wiht it now, and everything D said was bullshit!





TL;DR No summary, probably not worth your time unless you can appreciate a very cynical joke, Im high as a fucking satellite