It's 420 day I text a couple buddies to come over and smoke some bowls, they bring their new bong and the sesh starts. We have bowl on bowl and proceed to get high as shit; this is when the idea of heading to the local plaza for food gets brought and we start walking over. We put all the stuff away and finish up the sesh and we're on our way. I kid you not before we get off our street we see a small black car parked; we see a guy run out of it and come up to us. He walks up to us and say's "It's 420 right?"; at this point we all think this guy's gonna have some killer bud and be down for a nice sesh. Little did we know we were in for the mother of all anti marijuana lectures from this guy. He starts by handing us a small little pamphlet, this pamphlet pretty much tells us that we are sinners are going to hell unless we revolve our whole life around their religion and stop weed(Pictures at bottom of post). After the booklets are given out he starts by telling us a story, he exclaimed that "When he was 12 he started smoking weed, by 14 he was selling weed and then by 15 he was selling unmentionables to." he then said how it messed up his whole life. I was really high so I forgot the next part and how he transitioned because i was to busy laughing my ass of. But anyways he starts telling us how he has seen so many people ruin their lives from weed, we ask how then he comes out by saying "I know plenty of people who have died from unmentionables.", we say how does that have anything to do with weed he replies by saying uh I guess then starts saying facts. These facts were things like marijuana has 10x more tar than a cigarette; bullshit likes that, he also started telling us how his friends dad died from smoking blunts every single day to which I replied that's obviously the tobacco's doing. Of course he doesn't have a reply because he is nothing but a brain washed religious cult member. I proceed by laughing at him, telling him this is a joke and walking away with my friends.
Those are well known pamphlets illustrated by Jack Chick, and are used to disseminate Evangelical Fundamentalist Christian beliefs to pot smoking heathens such as yourself OP.
I know aha its definitely creative. Well I cant say it worked, it definitely gave me a good laugh though .
Idk what "religion" he is but don't make that let you think every single religious person is brainwashed and bad people. There are many fake people out there who say they are this and that and go by "religion" but they just use that to their advantage. I'm Christian and I believe this dude is bullshit dude, marijuana isn't a sin, your not going to go to hell for smoking a plant that makes you happy. So that's the first to just clear it all up and that's hilarious that there are anti marijuana groups lmao never heard of these people lol
Genesis 1:29, "And God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit." Genesis 1:12, "The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was good." Its funny how these people don't even read their own shit. Lololol I'm not religious in the slightest, but it sounds to me like God likes weed
Bro, I got religious people coming in every day handing out annoying shit like that. One day I'm just gonna look at them and say I'm a Satanist as I start shaking and mumbling jibberish lolol