So it was like 11:30 and I biked back from my friends house. I was walking toward the back yard to put my bike away in my shed, and I was just thinking random stoner thoughts (I was blitzed as hell out of this guy's tight ass like 1 ft acrylic bong with the biggest bowl ever). I eventually put my bike away and walk in the door and my mom confronts me and is like "Is your friend here? Who were you talking to right now outside? And why did it take you 30 mins to put your bike away?" At first I was like..."uh, mom? Nobody's here, it's just me." then she's like "I SWEAR you were talking to someone just now while you were in the backyard" And then it hit me...instead of thinking to myself I was speaking all my thoughts outloud having a conversation with myself! DAMN! So I'm like "oh yeah, I was on the phone with my friend, if that's what you mean" And she's like "yeah, that's it. goodnight" Haha, close call?