Ok.....so you walk into WalMart and can buy any 3 things. What three things would you buy to freak the cashier out the most at checkout??
Condom Chloroform (can you buy that at Wal-Mart? Some kind of date-rape drug) Bouquet of flowers When the cashier is looking at you weirdly, stare them in the eye and say "Of these three items, I'll only use two, depending on how my date goes". Then I'd cackle at them.