3 things from Walmart to fuck with cashier

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by mateer, Dec 26, 2012.

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  1. #1 mateer, Dec 26, 2012
    Ok.....so you walk into WalMart and can buy any 3 things. What three things would you buy to freak the cashier out the most at checkout??
     
  2. #2 Gr33nD42, Dec 26, 2012
    Pretty sure this thread already exists, unless it got deleted.

    1.Anal lubricant
    2.Dildo
    3.Girl dolls
     
  3. #3 Runningw235, Dec 26, 2012
    Ax, trashbag, gloves.
     
  4. #4 xpixiex, Dec 26, 2012
    Matches, red gasoline gallon jug, rainbow colored ski mask.
     
  5. #5 Sir Stoner, Dec 26, 2012
    Hydrochloric acid ( used to dissolve bodies), black trash bags and a 10 inch dildo
     
  6. #6 underahoneymoon, Dec 26, 2012
    Lube. A cucumber. Condoms.
     
  7. #7 Hashuana, Dec 26, 2012
    Whipped cream

    Condoms

    Lube

    Lol idk what I'm thinking
     
  8. #8 HazeySkater, Dec 26, 2012
    OTC Viagra type pills
    Lube
    Nails
     
  9. #9 Spoogett, Dec 26, 2012
    pig head
    KY lube
    the 3 little pigs story book
     
  10. #10 rastaballer209, Dec 26, 2012
    Why correct a stoned man?
     
  11. #11 AlbinoChick, Dec 26, 2012
    Pregnancy test, coat hangers, a ladder
     
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  12. #12 Grimm420, Dec 26, 2012
    pretty sure they dont sell dildos at walmart

    mine would be...

    machete
    bleach
    lube
     
  13. #13 TooFastTim, Dec 26, 2012
    Microscope
    A fish (A live one from the pet dept)
    And a water hose (a large bulky water hose)
     
  14. #14 Mur, Dec 26, 2012
    a lawnmower
    a wooden chair
    rope
     
  15. #15 MCMHH, Dec 26, 2012
    A plastic bag
    A baseball bat
    A white rose
     
  16. #16 AfganiKush, Dec 26, 2012
    36 pack of beer
    Ride-on lawnmower
    Flare gun w/ flares
     
  17. #17 Cruizer, Dec 26, 2012
    Condom
    Chloroform (can you buy that at Wal-Mart? Some kind of date-rape drug)
    Bouquet of flowers

    When the cashier is looking at you weirdly, stare them in the eye and say "Of these three items, I'll only use two, depending on how my date goes".

    Then I'd cackle at them.
     
  18. #18 Fizzly, Dec 26, 2012
    A small atomic bomb.

    Several assault weapons.

    An armored personnel carrier.
     
  19. #19 mateer, Dec 26, 2012

    Yes since they sell all these things at WalMart lol.
     
  20. #20 DrazyHaze, Dec 26, 2012
    Shotgun
    Condoms
    rat poison
     
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