3 reasons why my life is better than yours

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Kenoke, Feb 4, 2013.

  1. #1 Kenoke, Feb 4, 2013
    1. I found 18,000 pesos in an envelope at the club last night after the game. That estimates out to roughly 1,500$ USD

    2. I stepped in shit this morning. Barefoot.

    3. My maid gave me a pedicure and cleaned the shit up.

    HAHAHA
     
  2. #2 tackthecack, Feb 4, 2013
    you still stepped in shit man. and your maid will forever think of your shit covered foot when she sees you. i hope there was nothing there cos there deffo aint now
     
  3. #3 Kenoke, Feb 4, 2013
    Hell yeah I did, and she cleaned my filthy shit-stained foot, and liked it.
     
  4. #4 Pizzaroll, Feb 4, 2013
    Think about the person that lost that 1,500.
     
  5. #5 can a bis, Feb 4, 2013
    Yo wtf give me my pesos back hombre
     
  6. #6 Kenoke, Feb 4, 2013
    Pizzaroll, surely it was an insanely rich person. Who brings 18000 pesos in an envelope to a sketchy bar in mexico? Someone looking for drugs. I stopped that man from obtaining his drugs.
     
  7. #7 Mrmrmrmr, Feb 4, 2013
    Most likely hard drugs too :p
     
  8. #8 Chinc, Feb 4, 2013
    That was my pesos esse
     
  9. #9 Kenoke, Feb 4, 2013
    this place was just a divey bar/nightclub lol im sure it was for like an ungodly amount of perlico
     

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