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3 oz, ground into the pavement (Fuck Cops)

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by SmokeExoddus, Aug 28, 2008.

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  1. #1 SmokeExoddus, Aug 28, 2008
    Last night, my crew was chillin at this elementary school. We had smoked a blunt already, one was just starting to go around in cyphe, and one was in the process of being rolled. Someone says, "There's a cop coming," I was up, had the blunt out, and hidden in a Mountain Dew bottle in 30 seconds. The cop that pulled up was, of course 308, the cop with the biggest rep in town for busting anyone having fun. He pulls up and tells us that we can all get trespassing tickets for being at the school afterhours. He starts scoping out the area and the person who was rolling left the guts in the middle of the parking lot. He says goes into this rant about reasonable suspicion because of his discovery of the guts, "Smoking Paraphernalia," and has all of us sit on the curb. He goes though patting down everyone. When he got to me, he didn't ask for my name, took a cigarette outta my pack, snapped the rest and had everything back in my pockets in 45 seconds, no more. He didn't touch any of the girls. (+1 Respect) My buddy, Lou, took the ownership of the 3 oz we had on us, that we were gonna be dealing off of. After everyone was patted down, 308 sent 9 people away, with nothing but a "I better not see you guys again tonight." There are 4 of us left, Lou, his girlfriend, her little brother and me. At this point, Lou is leaning towards his third strike and jail. After 38 minutes of talking and apparently joking with this hardass cop, Lou smashs a bowl the cop had found and proceeds to dump the 3 oz on the ground and rub it into the pavement with 308. We drove out of there with no tickets, 3 oz under. With a wet blunt that I just made into a firecracker.

    A half hour later, I went back and salvaged about 3 grams of buds, that rest was GROUND to dust mixed with sand on the pavement.
     
  2. #2 Hobo173, Aug 28, 2008
    Ouch. But it could've been way worse

    Losing 3oz is better than the felony you would be facing here.
     
  3. #3 Kramer, Aug 28, 2008
    A.

    Fucking.

    Men.
     
  4. #4 BlunTits420, Aug 28, 2008
    that sucks, but u should never smoke at a school, at least u shouldnt where i live, here are not u allowed to have weed within 1000 feet of a school.
     
  5. #5 SmokeExoddus, Aug 28, 2008
    And apparently, I made the firecracker right cause I am BLITTED right nao.
     
  6. #6 P1nhead, Aug 28, 2008
    Yeah, never really a great idea to do anything drug related near a school. It can make a small situation really blow up out of proportion.
     
  7. #7 SmokeExoddus, Aug 28, 2008
    Lessons Learned:
    Cars = trouble
    Schools = trouble
    White Lighter = trouble
    Never hide a roach in a soda bottle
    Leave your weight at home
    Cops are pros at breaking cigarettes
     
  8. #8 Hobo173, Aug 28, 2008
    Smoking at a school while holding 3oz after 2 strikes = one of the dumbest f'n things you can even think of doing. How slow is this dude?

    LOL. I'm sorry, but you guys got sooo lucky. I know people that did time and they were so much more careful.
     
  9. #9 Wiggy1138, Aug 28, 2008
    thats what you get. LOL
     
  10. #10 doob3r, Aug 28, 2008
    ummm.... i dont care who you are or wht your doing, cops dont let you go if you have three ounces, you go to jail for that shit, it aint no glass dick their gonna make you stomp and break.....bull shit
     
  11. #11 DomittusBrutus, Aug 28, 2008
    A few good hiding spots in the car that I've found over the years

    1. Where the windshield meets the padded roof, You should be able to pull down on it slight enough to hide small bowls and small amounts of weed.

    2. the heater vents. Take time to pull it out without breaking it and you can stuff an Oz. into it then just replace it.

    3. Go to wal-mart, Get a belt with a zipper on the inside with a hidden pocket. The Five-O only take your belt after you get to jail (to prevent.... Suicide?)

    when all else fails live by these three rules

    Don't carry more than you can eat
    Don't carry any Pieces (roll J's or Blunts before hand)
    Put pressure on the cop, Know your rights, Tell them you're waiting for your lawyer to Consent to the Search.
     
  12. #12 DomittusBrutus, Aug 28, 2008
    How exactly in a school zone did the cops let you go with three Oz's!?!? I've gone to jail over a few roaches before...... WTF!!?!?!?!?
     
  13. #13 SmokeExoddus, Aug 28, 2008
    It was 28 grams in one bag and 56 in another. Whether or not you believe that it happened, I couldn't care less. It happened, it was PURE stoner magic and I just wanted to share my experience.
     
  14. #14 Loner Stoner, Aug 28, 2008
    Fuck you're so lucky. If that happened here I would definitely be in magistrate right now, lol.

    A few sketchy things about this story:
    as mentioned above, no cop lets you go when they find 3 ounces... maybe 3 grams.
    also, never heard of them breaking a pipe
    smoking by a school, why? and dealing? shit, so you had a scale too? you said you were gonna deal.. so if you had a scale you MOST DEF would have ended up in magistrate that night...

    But your police force may be different than SAPD. Count yourself lucky, and don't sell by a school or even light one up. Smoke in a car, lights off, parked somewhere safe (like on your property, or a parking lot with other cars in it... once smoke hits the air every cop in the vacinity will be alerted...)
     
  15. #15 letsmokeasweet, Aug 28, 2008
    yea all of yall are lucky. you just caught him in a cool time. if i was you next time you come across the guy politly acknoledge him either waving or nodding your head, saying hi, whatever. you know he took care of you, let him know that, simply by saying hi whenever you see him should work. i been trying that with this new cop that been driving around the neighborhood who from what i hear is a dickhead. and rolls up on people all the time. it seems that there coulda been a few times when he coulda busted me but he kept driving by. here that wolda gotten you up to a yr i think. definitly 6 months. i just finished a 120 days for having acouple grams on me.
     
  16. #16 JoeJoeTheClown, Aug 28, 2008
    If you don't do stupid things, cops will leave you alone. Smoking on the steps of an elementary school was pretty stupid.
     
  17. #17 SmokeExoddus, Aug 28, 2008
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    We got LUCKY. Caught him in a good mood. + we had brownie points with him from a couple weeks back when we called in an injured deer that tried to hop a fence and impaled it's leg on the fence right at the knee.

    My friend smashed the pipe, I have no idea what led up to it because I was in the car, scared shitless for my friend and couldn't hear what was being said.

    We do it relatively often, the schools of our town aren't regularly patrolled. Alot of people smoke at or around the elementary schools. The reason that it was bad for us is because of the large group we had. (however, it was still a Bad Decision)

    We picked up an hour or two before, we didn't have a scale on us. All we had was the bud. We had dealt to get the bud + money from our paychecks. 3 oz of this ill regz that smokes like exos. 360 for the 3 oz. Woulda pulled at least 1k outta it.
     
  18. #18 FateToker, Aug 28, 2008
    So, you salvaged some buds off the ground later? What kind of cop would leave 3oz, even if ground into the ground, laying there, on school property, for kids to find? Especially if it wasn't all completely dust, you'd think he'd at least sweep it up and dispose of it, since he obviously didn't need it for evidence.

    Seperate bags? 3oz? I find this hard to believe, but if it's true, you've got some pretty awesome karma.
     
  19. #19 SmokeExoddus, Aug 28, 2008
    Not good karma, clear karma. lol

    I think I need a bit of a T break to reboot my Short term memory.
    I left my bong in a backpack at my work a week back.

    Not separated into dubs, there was a 28 gram bag in my buddy's pocket that he lived up to once he found his ID. And a 56 gram bag in his backpack.
     
  20. #20 Cali Ounces, Aug 28, 2008
    you guys are missing the fact that a police officer would not leave a broken pipe with resin on it and 84 grams of shake on the parking lot of an elementary school.
     
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