3 mice

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by tokin'_guitaris, Dec 20, 2001.

  1. 3 mice are sitting at a bar having some drinks, boasting about how tough they all are

    the first mouse takes a shot, slams it on the table, and says "an hour a day i go under rat traps and bench the bar", then flexes his muscles

    the second takes a shot, slams the glass down and says "yeah, well i crush up rat poisoning pills and sniff em. gives ya a damn good rush"

    the third mouse takes a shot, slams down the glass, gets up, and starts walking out of the bar

    the others look at each other, then look at the mouse walking out and ask "where the hell are you goin?"

    third mouse says "im goin home to fuck the cat"

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