3 good reasons for smoking weed

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by tokingpirate, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. my friend wants to try weed but his gf will only let him if i cant give her 3 good reasons why he should try it. any suggestions?
     
  2. 1. it gets you high
    2. it gets you stoned
    3. itll make your doodoos twinkle (no not really but it will get you stoned :D)
     
  3. his gf dosnt need to know, that is one good reason
     
  4. Slap the fuck out of him and tell him to stop being whipped
     
  5. Well I don't know what your friend's personality is like or what he'll be like when he's high and I don't know why his girlfriend has that much say in what he does :p butttttt you could say something that would benefit her like he'll last longer in bed, he'll be more affectionate, some bullshit like that.
     
  6. To get away from controlling naggy bitches, to learn about himself, and to have a good time.
     
  7. 1) helps you find yourself.
    2) freedom from everything.
    3) helps you loosen up and enjoy life!

    4) tell that bitch to quit actin!. hahah
     
  8. i told her "he will travel into the depths of his mind and find himself".haha
     
  9. Cause it feels nice.

    It's like asking someone for 3 good reasons why he's outside in hot weather. Cause the warmth of the sun feels good on my skin, and weed-smoke in my lungs feels good in my brain.
     
  10. 1. *Insert all information found on Granny's List.*
    2. Your friend is his own person and consents to trying it.
    3. Girlfriend shouldn't using her influence to hold your friend back from doing what he wants and should dump her if she doesn't know how to be open minded and accepting.
     
  11. Set your friend in front of a computer. Click that first link in my sig. If he can't find 3 GOOD reasons, to use cannabis in my List, he can't read! :p

    GF might be interested in these- might get her toking! LOL :smoke:

    Antitumor Activity of Plant Cannabinoids with Emphasis on the Effect of Cannabidiol on Human Breast Carcinoma (full - 2006)
    Antitumor Activity of Plant Cannabinoids with Emphasis on the Effect of Cannabidiol on Human Breast Carcinoma

    9-Tetrahydrocannabinol Inhibits Cell Cycle Progression in Human Breast Cancer through Cdc2 Regulation (full - 2006)
    Δ9-Tetrahydrocannabinol Inhibits Cell Cycle Progression in Human Breast Cancer Cells through Cdc2 Regulation


    Cannabis compound stops spread of breast cancer: researchers (news - 2007)
    Cannabis compound stops spread of breast cancer: researchers - Health - CBC News

    Marijuana May Slow Alzheimer's (news - 2006)
    [FONT=&quot]Marijuana May Slow Alzheimer's[/FONT]


    Marijuana Ingredients Slow Invasion by Cervical and Lung Cancer Cells (news - 2007)
    [FONT=&quot]Pot Slows Cancer in Test Tube[/FONT]

    Marijuana/Cannabis may protect against osteoporosis (news - 2009)
    Marijuana/Cannabis may protect against osteoporosis

    Pregnant Women Smoking Pot Could Reduce Infant Mortality (news - 2010)
    [FONT=&quot] Pregnant Women Smoking Pot Could Reduce Infant Mortality[/FONT]

    Now go show him the List! :D

    Granny :wave:
     
  12. his gf will let him? fuck that, tell him to grow a pair and get blazed
     
  13. He owes her an explanation because......

    Really I think its bout time for a mushroom stamp xD
     
  14. Dudes, educating the GF is the best way, And she might start toking for her health's sake once she has the facts! Win-win!

    I bet most of you would love to have a "stoner girlfriend". ;) He should have the opportunity to "create" one by educating the one he has! And getting her stoned might mellow her out a bit! lol :smoke:

    As for the psychodynamics of their relationship, I think that is their business as long as both are happy! :) :)

    Granny :wave:
     
  15. :smoking:Granny for the WIN!!!!
     

  16. I wish my Grandma was this awesome
     
  17. #18 caster12, Aug 3, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 3, 2011
    1) he will be high
    2) he definitely wont be low
    3) everyones doing it
     
  18. okay three real reasons

    its a virtually harmless recreational activity
    it can open ones mind to a multitude of perspectives
    and he will last longer in bed :cool:
     
  19. If a girl told me to not or to stop smoking i would just tell her to fuck off
     

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