ok guys like back like july 18th i went to my bros apartment to spend the night and friggen we was sittin there and he pulled out htis gicantick bong and i havent smoked before and so i put some weed in it and him and his gf started smokin it so he aske dif i wanted to so i did and all throughought the day i used the bong his bowel and nothign happened but my legs twitched a little bit but now jsut yesterday i spent the night again and they knew why i wanted to come back over lol and so anyways we sat there for a while and he had to clean the rug wit some rug scrubber took like 2 hours it sucked i wanted to smoke but anyways he said we are going to spot some weed from his gfs freinds dealer but my bro ended up getting his pay for his job witch was 2456 dollers he does roofin for some big buisness anyways we walked up to gfs her name is destiny and well we walked up to her moms house and she went in and me and my bro sat on the steps destiny's 18 but she hasent got her liccense yet so she asked her freind if he could go to the next town and get some weed for us so she gave him some of the money and we walked back to my bros apartment and he looked in there droor where they hide their shit and he foudn they had jsut a little bit of weed left so we put it in his bowel and we smoked that but thta diddent do anything so we sat on the couch for ike half an hour then finaly the guy who got the weed walks in the apartment he always wants to hang around and smoke but thye dident want them to so we made up a plan to say that i dident know they smopked weed and shit so the guy comes in wih 2 big ass bags of weed there was so much int here and so anyways he talkin to her and hes like yo so u want to smoke some of this shit and shes like no.. his little brothers here and he friggen pulls down his hat over hsi face and friggen walks out the door lol.. so we all sit at the table my bro takes out one of those tops wraps things and he rolls a joint ive never smoked a joint before so friggen my bro told me how to inhale it this time so i did that and friggen my legs started to twitch like before but nothing to seriosie theennn he took out a huge fucken blunt wrap it was strawberry flavored so he rolled the blunt and we smoked that and then we smoked another blunt then a bowl and we was talkin foor like a half an hour and friggen like it hit me right there I FORGOT what we was talking about and that freaked me the fuck out so i ran over to the couch and put my head down and sat there for a cupple minutes and i asked my bro and his gf what we was talking about but theey forgot to so we laughed for a while then i sat back down and i tryed to eat a pizza but all the meatballs and shit fell on my new shorts all over the place then i went and got a spounge to scrub the shit off and i sat down and was scrubbign and scrubbing and i forgot that i was scrubbing so friggen my shorts was all soapy shit haha and friggen my bros like can u pore me a glass of water so i get the friggen water thigny and was trying to pour it in the glass but i couldent i was pouring it all over the floor lol and so i went and sat back down and aparently i said HAVE U herd of this movie comin out and i started talkin in like jibberish lol and so i went and lied down on the couch and friggen my bro had this muhamid ali poster up and i stared at it for a while and friggen all of a sudden ali started to punch at me it was crazy and friggen my bro put on some music and i diden like it so i put my hood on...:/ lol and friggen alls i could hear was like that mario music like gameboy type music it was crazy and i sat up and looked at his gf and like raside dmy hands and i started to pretend i wa splaying a panio and i said do u hear that ding ding dong ding ding noice annd i was trying to play that ding ding dong noise on my imaginary paino lol the shit was crazyand then we watched this home movie and then we watched dave chappele for what its worth and i had jsut watched that movie the night before and when i watched it it was pretty long but when i watched it at my bros when i wa shigh i seemed like it was only 10 minutes long it was crazy he was talkin all fats and his eyes bugged out and shit then the movie was done and my bro was like past out on the floor and his gf got up and went to bed and i sat there for like an hour but it felt so much longer idk it was weird and fianly my bro got up and went to bed and all of a sudden i was so friggen hungry maan and so guys i made 5 pb and j sandwiches int he toaster and i hade thme like stacked up and shit it was great then i was fuckin so tired i jsut laid down and i fell asleep it was great.
no offense, but I could only read 1/3 of what you typed. (their were no periods nor paragraph breaks so it frustrated me). btw, good story. weird that ur feet twitch.
hard to read, good story +rep for entering the underworld or so douchemaster anslinger would call it.
yea i was trying to type it fast becuase i had to call someone back in like the minute i started typing so.. but yea it was sweet! i hated the leg twitchin though
this is never going to end is it.. jsut like my story!..... so umm this is a lil off topic but does ayone have some recipes for homemade drugs!????
wow the day after you first got high..and your already looking for ways to get high..by the way i dont think you should be doing any drugs until you can set up grammar and periods. but thats not going to stop u.. so go in daddies shed and sniff away on the gasoline.. just think about it.. u can never go wrong with weed not so much true with phrams.
What, Like meth? You just got high for your first time and you want to make your own chemicals? Idiot.
If you use the search option and search for "Plant/Herb Extractions" you will come up with about 4 posts by XZit that have different extractions you can do from certain plants that will get you fucked up.
I dunno about you guys but the only reason I read the whole thing was because there was no sentance structure, lol. After all you can't just stop reading something mid sentance.