20 years

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Jan 10, 2004.

  1. A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn't in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

    The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

    "Yes, I do," she replies.

    "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

    "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?'"

    "I remember that, too," she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today."
     
  2. LMAO!!!!!!!! That's great... especially if you're stoned... which I am... happy happy joy joy!

    *Starts dancing around singing Ren and Stimpy songs at random*

    WHAT... rolls down stairs,
    alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog...

    *Trails off into the distance, still dancing*

    Mmkay. I'm gonna quit rambling now...
     
  3. LMFAO, good one :-D
     

  4. I started laughing more at this post then at the joke itself. Ren & Stimpy is the best show ever.
     
  5. hell yeah. Ren and Stimpy.
     
  6. cries out loud..l,ve been married for 28 years :{
     
  7. The joke was funny but Galyx cracked me up even more!!! :D
     

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