A hippie stumbles upon an old looking lamp one day, when he picks the old object up a genie appears in front of him. "Today is your lucky day" said the genie. "I'm going to grant you two wishes. What is your first desire?" The hippie thinks for a moment and then says, "I want a never-ending joint." So the genie snaps his fingers and there is this king-sized joint. The hippie sparks up the joint and starts puffing. After five hits the joint is still the same length. Next the genie says, "...And number two" The hippie replies, "This is so cool man, gimme another one!"