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2 Funny Dealer Names I heard Today: Got Any Others?

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by BloodLust, Oct 18, 2012.

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  1. #1 BloodLust, Oct 18, 2012
    Peaches & Corndog.



    I shit you not.


    Let me just give you a few more seconds to soak that in...... Peaches...... Because he has a tattoo of peachs on him...... And Corndog..... Because he was in a corndog eating contest and won.
    Have any other funny Dealer nicknames you have heard/can think of?
     
  2. #2 Insomniac13, Oct 18, 2012
    Met this guy called "Fudge" once. He had FUDGE tattooed across the back of his head.
     
  3. #3 Chlorophyll, Oct 18, 2012
    Dude, my friend's a dealer and we once caught him staring at a squirl while super blazed. From then on we called him chippy
     
  4. #4 ChieferKeyah, Oct 18, 2012
    My negro Piff.
     
  5. #5 sotrill, Oct 18, 2012
    huckleberry. might be a legit name or whatever, but i dont care, that shit sounds funny.
     
  6. #6 thewarden, Oct 18, 2012
    I met this kid once and got his number, but before I left his house he asked for my phone and changed his name to Gustav. He then went on to tell me how there were probably CIA agents listening to us right now and how I should always watch what I say. Kid was nuts, like legitimately crazy (I would guess bipolar, but he was delusional as fuck too)

    Another guy I knew only wanted to be called Charlie Brown or Justin Beiber (JB was acceptable too). You had to call his partner "Cuz" or "Uncle" also
     
  7. #7 mememantis, Oct 18, 2012
    My ***** layne, which isn't that weird. And my homeboy biscuit
     
  8. #8 The innovator, Oct 18, 2012
    This one guy I used to buy from told me to call him "ass fucker." I never talked to the dude again....
     
  9. #9 TheJoyofToking, Oct 18, 2012
    Big Katt

    :laughing:
     
  10. #10 grass man420, Oct 18, 2012
    i once knew a guy called "porkchop" that dealt :wave::hello::smoking::smoking:
     
  11. #11 HSO Bandages, Oct 18, 2012
    One of my friends old connect was called poo
     
  12. #12 BDS415, Oct 18, 2012
    Mother fucker jones!!
     
  13. #13 buickboy, Oct 18, 2012
    My old connect was called Tarzan .
     
  14. #14 greenesteven18, Oct 18, 2012
    My connect that i bought half an ounce of some loud shit off of the first time i met him, "Tadpole." I think his real name is rusty. Pretty chill dude and since he lives up the street he sells to me before he sells to his other buyers. Always reliable to have some loud shit haha
     
  15. #15 TrippyStoner420, Oct 18, 2012
    This guy I was buying from a while ago introduced himself as The Spaghetti Man. Never got his real name

    D, Brick Tamland, Biggy
     
  16. #16 mlrock, Oct 18, 2012
    I once bought a dime of the schwaggiest shit known to mankind from this guy who went by Bape. My friend buy's from a guy who goes by "Nono."
     
  17. #17 Makizushi, Oct 18, 2012
    My dealers name is Courtney.
    My dealer is a guy.
     
  18. #18 TrippyStoner420, Oct 18, 2012

    I know a guy named Courtney, cant be that uncommon for a man to have that name
     
  19. #19 Makizushi, Oct 18, 2012

    Fuck that. Courtney is such a girl's name.. my guy will forever be in my phone by:

    Courtney The Dude

    That's who I get my bud from. :smoking:
     
  20. #20 kannesss, Oct 18, 2012
    "Hey corndog..."
    "Hey peaches..."


    Either way, I'm not trusting them
     
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