1st time smokin

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by CorporalPorker, Sep 6, 2005.

  1. alright here I am in 8th grade, 13 years old. I sneek out to go to this girls party, get there and everyone is standing outside. I walk up and I notice that there must be 15 people there and beside me the host and one of my good friends, everyone is black. Anywho the girl whos house we where at tells me that we were all leaving cuz her parents are staying home.
    We end up walkin all over the place just walkin passen around 2-3 bottles of crown and everclear. Somewhere along the line the pipe was busted out and bein passed around.
    Half of us split off and head to the school, dumb as fuck, and keep the pipe passin along, a couple of joints are being thrown into the mix and Im blazzed like crazy. We all make it to the play ground and the next thing i know I see this fuckin bright light shinnin on us. I see two kid bust for the fences and im still up on the monkey bars not getting the fact that this is a cop. The pig ends up makin us spread them on the wall and searches all of us, then sits us down on the ground. One by one he gets are names, addresses and phone numbers. When he gets to me, he askes my name, and I realize that I dont remember it. I thought and I thought and yet I couldnt remember. Well needless to say when I did spit out me name the cop thought i was bullshitin. He throws the cuffs on me, and only me. He calls all of our parents and tells them to come to the school.
    When we were in the car the cops where talkin bout the party they were going to have with the oz( or what was left of it).
     
  2. You must be 18 to be here sorry. And for partying at a school, no wondering you got busted.
     
  3. I think he's talking about the past(1st time smoking).
     
  4. he said "I am 13 years old" thats not past tense :D
     


  5. Title says "1st time smoking"

    "alright here i am' sounds like rememberence of some sort
     
  6. I think he's full of shit....what 13 year olds get everclear?
     
  7. anyone can get everclear jackass lol

    ...yea he did make it sound like he was talkin about not too long ago.. and you def. gotta be 18 to be here...

    you shouldnt have been @ the school either way cuz cops will go there even if theres 1 person chillin. learn from your mistakes, and get off the forums cuz u aint 18 :)
     
  8. so....you were being a dumb kid. Don't do it again?
     
  9. I don't know a single fucking 13 year old that has ever gotten everclear, jackass.
     
  10. I got everclear when i was 14.. stole outta the cabinet.. its possible
     
  11. calm down zidave man jesus no need to be a dick about it..he wasnt being a dick at all...no need to be haten on brothers man...

    and when i was 13 i got everclear...yeah thast right i said 13
     
  12. We were getting homeless an just drunk cool looking people to get us alcohol.

    Anything we wanted...not like some homeless guys gonna say 'naw kid your too young for 80 proof shit so I'll get you some beer' when he's got enough for a bottle coming as a tip for buying it.
     
  13. haha yeah me either, or any 13 year olds who would want it
     
  14. i did when i was 13 i was like alcoholic...LOL
     
  15. my dad used to drink that shit, i definately had it when i was 13. i distinctly remember him injecting it into oranges for my first labor day 'meeting of the bored' - was the first time i was allowed to party with him and his friends.
     
  16. hmm... injecting everclear into oranges... might be tasty
     
  17. injecting? i dont know how that would work.

    i remember this one time my homies group had an after party and i helped em make this thing.. they bought like 8 bottls of vodka and put it in a cooler then mix a bunch of cut up apples and fruit in there and then in 24 hours you swoop your cup in, drink the vodka and eat the fruit.

    i got pretty drunk that nite
     
  18. i'm not clear on how it worked either, but i know he did it - he also did the watermelon thing (which I did not like, for whatever reason) where you basically fill the watermelon with everclear. bleh - i'd like to go ahead and attribute my completely not heavy drinking to the fact that my dad gave me alcohol when i was a kid
     
  19. haha... your friend is dumb... its supposed to be vodka in the watermelon... not everclear... thats why it was horrible.
     
  20. Back when I was 13 I was drinkin Jager and all the good stuff [it paid to have a dad that was a drunk, and a brothers that are cool as hell.]
     

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