1. Free drinks 2. Free dinners 3. Free lunches 4. Free movies (you get the point) 5. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay 6. You can cry without pretending there's something in your contact 7. You know the truth about whether size matters 8. Speeding ticket? What's that? 9. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay 10. You actually get extra points for sitting on your butt watching sports 11. You don't have to try to laugh louder, deeper and harder than your buddies 12. If you never have a son, it's okay 13. If you do have a son, and he's a lousy athlete, it's still okay 14. If YOU'RE a lousy athlete, you don't have to question your worth as a human being 15. A new lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life 16. In high school, you never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned 17. If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, It doesn't mean you're the devil 18. You don't have to count how many people you've slept with 19. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex 20. If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say so, out loud 21. If you're not making enough money, you can blame the glass ceiling 22. You can sleep your way to the top 23. You can sue for sexual harassment 24. You can sue the President for sexual harassment 25. If you're not very attractive, you can fool 'em with makeup 26. If you use self-tanner, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a big loser 27. Same with tanning beds 28. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep 29. You could possibly live your whole life without ever taking a group shower 30. No fashion faux pas you make could rival the Speedo 31. If you're pregnant, YOU get to decide what to do about it 32. Brad Pitt 33. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself 34. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected 35. YOU never have to wonder if your orgasm was real 36. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper 37. When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out 38. If the person you're dating is much better at something than you are, you don't have to break up with them 39. If you think the person your dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with them 40. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest drug/beauty-supply store 41. If you don't shave, no one will know 42. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass 43. If you have a zit, you can conceal it 44. You don't have to reach down every so often to make sure you privates are still there 45. If you want to have sex, you always can 46. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute 47. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in 48. If you love someone, it's easy for you to tell them 49. You can dress yourself 50. Your hair is yours to keep 51. If you ARE bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and you're really chic 52. Once a month, you have an excuse to be a total bitch 53. You don't need a special occasion to hug your dad 54. You never have to wonder if you'll offend somone by opening the door for them 55. When necessary, you can live without sex 56. You can always get a ride hitch-hiking 57. You don't have to pretend to like cigars 58. You don't have to pretend you liked cigars before they were cool 59. You'll never have to blow 2 months salary on anything 60. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked 61. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot 62. You don't think that wearing a warm coat in the dead of winter makes you look like a wuss 63. You'll never lose your voice from screaming at the TV 64. If you wear cologne, you don't have to pretend it's aftershave 65. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley 66. You never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist 67. You don't have a scar right under your chin 68. You and your friends don't have to get totally wasted in order to share your feelings 69. If you talk to your mom every day, it's normal 70. If you pick up the check once in a while, that's plenty 71. Sitting and watching people is all the entertainment you need 72. You can quickly end any fight simply by crying 73. You can decide not to work once you've had kids 74. Your friend won't think you're weird when you ask if there's spinach in your teeth 75. When you get a million catalogues in the mail, it's a good thing 76. Sometimes, chocolate truly can solve all your problems 77. If you're under 6', you don't have to lie about it 78. You have never had a goatee 79. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable 80. You'll never regret piercing your ears 81. You can fully assess someone just by looking at their shoes 82. You'll never discover you've been fooled by a Wonderbra 83. When you wear sweatpants, it isn't obscene 84. You know better than to ever use Grecian Formula 85. It doesn't take you an hour to go to the bathroom 86. You don't have hair on your back 87. Your GP never has to put on a rubber glove 88. When you get dumped, you can admit you're depressed 89. If anything on your body isn't as big as it should be, you can get implants 90. You can tell which glass was yours by the lipstick mark 91. If you have big ears, no one has to know 92. If someone takes your seat in a bar, you don't have to hit them 93. It's okay if you can't drive stick 94. Ally McBeal 95. When you fall in love, you don't need a "Jerry McGuire Moment" to help you realize it 96. You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can 97. You can borrow your spouse's clothes and it doesn't mean you belong on Springer 98. You've known the joy of making a collage for your BFF 99. You can be attracted to someone just because they're really funny 100. You bond easily 101. When you become President, you'll be the first woman ever
aaaaand bump this one cause i love you GC girlies (most of you anyways, ahahahahahahahahaha) <3333333