My country - New Zealand 10 Things I hate about you: John Key. Lorde. Rugby fanatics (actually, cricket fanatics). Overpriced housing. Overpriced and relatively slow internet. The bars and nightclubs close at 4am the latest (3am here in this town). Liquor stores must all close at 11pm, supermarkets must not sell alcohol after that time. Cannabis laws straight from the 1960s America, and it will probably stay that way. You will hardly find any lesbians on dating sites, but gay men looking for a quick fuck will be in heaven thanks to Grindr. It's so lonely and quiet tonight... I'll probably watch Rugby and drink myself to sleep, ae. 10 Things I love about you: Cleanest beaches ever Cleanest streets ever Our Airports. And Airlines. And flight attendants. No wars ever happened here since the 1800s. We will survive the apocalypse. People are humble, people are niiice. Safest cities ever, low crime rates. Unemployed? Sick? Disabled? No worries. Best weed in the Southern Hemisphere. Best beer in the .. whole wide fucking world? AAND of course 11: You can jump over to Australia if you have New Zealand citizenship, and live there without a visa. Don't do that though, it's fucking lame. We need more people here mate. Fuck ozzie
Okay. I'll go... 10 things I hate about America: 1. The Republican Party 2. The Democratic Party 3. Stoopid fucked up health care system 4. The 'haves' have it all 5. The 'have nots' really have nothing 6. Taxes 7. Barney the Dinosaur 8. Aggressive military footing 9. Our jobs went to China 10. Lousy coffee 10 things I love about America: 1. Gun RIGHTS 2. Freedom of religion 3. Finally changing the legality of cannabis! 4. Cheap gasoline (they don't call me Zoom Rabbit without a reason) 5. Vibrant entertainment culture 6. Social Security 7. The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers 8. Badass military 9. Inexpensive goods from China 10. The best micro brew IPA beer in the world (so sorry, Jane.)
10 things I love about Ireland: 1. Guinness 2. Sulky racing 3. Breakfast rolls 4. Tourists 5. Cops have no guns 6. It is socially acceptable to be blind drunk at 3pm on a Wednesday 7. Funerals 8. Not a member of NATO or any other warmongering organisation 9. When you are abroad with an Irish accent the ladies love it 10. Whenever you call to someone's house they insist on you having something to eat Things I hate about Ireland: 1. The Brits are too near still 2. Hipster infestation 3. Cigarettes cost €11.30 a box 4. Weather is not grow friendly 5. Drink driving laws 6. Everybody knows everybody 7. No Taco Bell 8. Football, all the kids these days support British clubs 9. Traditional Irish music 10. Frank McCourt
I cook pizza from scratch. Cooking while high is surprisingly fun, contrary to what one might expect (not wanting to get off the couch, etc.)
You may note that #9 on the 'things I love' list is 'inexpensive goods from China.' Yes, I am a typical American hypocrite, two faced like a little bitch...
Oh, I totally do that...but I'm a chef. Here in the US, ordinary people would starve without Taco Bell.
I visited Ireland last year, really liked it there. Friendly people, beautiful nature and fine pubs. Some great restaurants to be found as well. Mostly stayed in Dublin, but visited Howth as well. The cliffs of Howth and the view of Ireland's eye are something I'll never forget. Me and my lady are planning to visit again some day, but somewhere outside of Dublin.
My macaroni and cheese casserole with hamburger and bacon: What I love about America #11: macaroni and cheese casserole!
I love the guns, the babes, and the candies. I hate the liberals, SJWs, and ObamaCare, premiums are rising like fuck. I also love casseroles, that looks dank as fuck.
Head to West Cork or Kerry, if you liked the pubs/restaurants in Dublin you'll really enjoy it. Galway is a well worth a look as well. You'll need a hire car though. If you are anywhere near Shannon airport/Limerick give me a shout.
Thanks for the suggestions, really appreciate it. It might be a few years before we make the trip, but I'll take you up on that offer if I haven't forgotten about it.
I hate the whiskey (all good whiskeys in Scotland) I hate the politics I hate the people I hate TV programing I hate hipsters I hate traffic I hate cheap beer I hate legal weed stores I hate people in general I love pot I love women I love football (both kinds) I love the nature I love all types of cultural food I love the concerts I love like minded folks around me
Just get some ground beef and fry it up, put it in a shell, or a tortilla, or whatever you're using, and top it off with some diced veggies and maybe some sour cream.