10. Oi Lurch, get out of the fucking way! 9. I think homosexuality is a perfectly acceptable extension of one's personality. My my... you have got big arms haven't you? 8. Yer you might be a big feller. But I reckon I could kick your arse. 7. Oi you. You just spilled my pint. Tosser! 6. What'll you have? Pina Colada is it, Tiny? 5. Honnestly though don't you think that your relationship with your mum is a bit... well unnatrual. 4. Is that your bird? I hear she bangs like a barn door in a blizzard. 3. You look like boy george. I bet you mince when you walk too! 2. What's your job then. Guard dog? Paperweight? Go on... what do you do? 1. Is this your pint (drinks some)... mmm that's nice. And that's lager is it?