When I was laying on my couch I herd a crunching sound coming from the kitchen. I wondered what it was so I got up to look and it was a stray cat eating my capin crunch! "How the hell did you get in here?" I yelled to the dumb creature. It just hissed at me. I went to see if I left a window open but it got in through the back door I forgot to close. I closed the door and went back to the cat. I approached it calmly and was able to get its collar off and I called the owner. The owner said he didn't want the cat anymore and I could keep it if I wanted to. So now I have dinner for tomorrow. Okay this story isn't true. I know I'm gonna eat it for breakfast instead.