1 blonde joke - just 'cause...

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by stonie jo, Mar 9, 2003.

  1. Norman and his blonde wife live in Detroit.
    One winter morning while listening to the radio,
    they heard the announcer say, "We are going to
    have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park
    your car on the even numbered side of the street,
    so the snowplow can get through."

    Norman's wife went out and moved her car.

    A week later while they were eating breakfast, the
    radio announcer said, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches
    of snow today. You must park your car on the odd
    numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get
    through."

    Norman's wife went out and moved her car again.

    The next week they were having breakfast again when
    the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12
    inches of snow today. You must park ...." then the
    electricity went out.

    Norman's wife said, "Honey, I don't know what to do."

    Norman said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
    this time?"
     
  2. A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though
    she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse
    unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops
    along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from
    the saddle.
    In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
    firm
    grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
    slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along,
    seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her
    frail
    grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
    Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now
    at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
    against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the
    ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great
    fortune . . . the Supermarket manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
     
  3. LMAO

    I heard one about the horse but I don't think i should post my version. It was with a real live horse and an audiance.Lol
     

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