$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior. The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. For your $1.5 million you get the following features: 1. Ruby Red matte paint 2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows 3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels 4. Whale Penis Leather interior 5. Tungsten exhaust 6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies 7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard 8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button 9. Additional outside kevlar coating 10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System. And, of course, of course - THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912. We have a lot of questions about this car, most of them whale penis leather-related, but in the bigger picture, this brazen finger-in-the-eye raises a good point, so to speak. What makes a luxury vehicle? Things we used to think of as luxury - bovine leather, wood trim, high-end audio, etc., have become mainstream. Does it take exceptionally ridiculous material selection and bold ostentatious flair to define new luxury? Is it encapsulating yourself in a vehicle capable of taking a direct hit from a rocket propelled grenade? Does it mean emulating the wild excess of past luxury much like the Red Diamond is doing? Who knows. But we're betting the tzars would roll in one of these babies.
haha whoever buys one of those better hire guards to watch that thing all the time. Wouldnt be too much work to snag the diamond encrusted badges off the car.
There's something terribly wrong in a society that wants to use whale penis leather in any product. That's just..gross.
^^ nice rip from the comment section loser I wonder what your mother would say if you told her she was sitting on whale dick This post actually started the thread going downhill, also this sort of behavor isn't wanted here brother. Please read the rules before posting again. ~AK~
Did I say it was me? Loser? I'm not the one writing in red and bold on every post. Seriously. That's actually pathetic.
ok guys it's dumbass arguments like this that is making GC turn to shit. Talk about the damn car or gtfo anyways, the car looks like shit from the outside and who the FUCK would pay 1,000,000 for damn vodka???
yep, glad you were there to tell me boss, but i dont think you realized, how to spell the word REALIZE
shut the fuck up about the damn font im reporting these posts and i sure hope that the mods take care of you guys
