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The real question is, can I NOT look like a stoner even IF I try.
This is kicking my ass. I never was very good with kids, even when I was a kid. I don't do well with the need to be always supervising, getting...
SLC Punk Cannibal, the Musical (Matt Stone and Trey Parker's film school graduate project) Idiocracy Anything Monty Python
I call bullshit. Who paid for the study?
What the hell are you trying to ask?
Like the beginning of Bruno? The bit with the champagne bottle gets more points in my book.
[MEDIA] love this song! used to be my ringtone
sing! writing or drawing also some of my favorites. have learned to be careful about working on knit/crochet projects I have high hopes for if i...
hooray, hooray, it's laundry day! let's cycle all our clothes; they go in crumpled, stained and stinky, but come out smelling like a rose. pull...
Fine and dandy to hitch rides...mostly. Roll armed. Trust your gut; you don't have to take rides with people who make your spine prickle, just...
My understanding of the "powerless over our addiction" sentiment is that alcoholics (or whoever, addicted to whatever) are powerless with regards...
Well, if we're on to bar jokes: An Irishman walks out of a bar. There was an old Irishman lying on his deathbead. Tom had been his best friend...
Sorry, didn't manage to get the quote about my dumb post in that above. Guess that's cause I'm so dumb. Sorry for all the dumb posts in the dumb...
...which makes you look about as mature and intellectual as a seven-year-old. great debating technique. What if I don't believe in YOU? Feel any...
Well, nobody can MAKE you believe in anything...no way any of us can PROVE to each other the reality of any long-dead person. Did Napolean...
It's only worse if they're after the elves...
My favorite chocolate is chocolate. Down with carob imposters! Toblerone and Trader Joe's Belgian Pound Plus bars have ensured many a camping...
I don't know who they are, or what they want...but I know they are after me. Just wish I knew why?
I think Santa Claus fetishists are some of my favorite.
I have those moments, too...it all seems so clear one minute, but five more go by and it's all gone. I keep a tiny notebook and pen in my pockets...