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    Do you have a "codename" for weed?

    We just say hit, like "hey do you wanna hit later?" If anyone asks we just say we're talking about going to the batting cages.
    Post by: The D.E.A., May 17, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    Funny stoned conversations with parents?

    Parents: "Where did you just go?!?!" Me: "Gettin some doobage." Parents: "Getting some what?!?" Me: "Getting some, uh, moovage." *internal...
    Post by: The D.E.A., Mar 15, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    Silly things you thought when you were little

    I used to think my balls were extra eyeballs in case mine fell out. I used to think I had morning wood because someone would sneak into my house...
    Post by: The D.E.A., Mar 10, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    Charles Barkley Goes to Jail

    serves him right. I was at a celebrity golf tournament when I was like 5 and I was just running around on some course nobody was using, being a 5...
    Post by: The D.E.A., Mar 10, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    Can't fall asleep high.

    Yeah, right after I smoke theres no way I can get to sleep but about an hour later when the high is dying down I get sleepy and its easy.
    Post by: The D.E.A., Mar 8, 2009 in forum: Apprentice Marijuana Consumption
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    Here's a video that really helped me when my last girlfriend dumped me YouTube - N.W.A - A Bitch Is a Bitch
    Post by: The D.E.A., Mar 3, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    Anyone feel like they were friends w. all the wrong ppl til the end of highschool?

    yeah man Ive gotten closer to a lot of my friends because weve gotten into so much shit together. Plus theres maturing and realizing that nobody...
    Post by: The D.E.A., Mar 3, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    So, my mom found my stash's, Adivice?

    Parents are so fucking stupid when they do shit like that. "IF YOU SMOKE WEED YOU'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE! NOW IM NOT LETTING YOU GO TO COLLEGE!"
    Post by: The D.E.A., Mar 1, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    How long after smoking does it take to get high

    I usually feel high while Im smoking. Just after one big hit I just feel the body high coming up and my head feels like its flying.
    Post by: The D.E.A., Mar 1, 2009 in forum: Apprentice Marijuana Consumption
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    Can cops come into the house?

    If youre at a party and the cops show up, can technically they not come inside without a search warrant? I know if theres probable suspicion but...
    Thread by: The D.E.A., Mar 1, 2009, 29 replies, in forum: Apprentice Marijuana Consumption
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    Last night I ran from the pigs

    Yeah dude thats why Im glad I learned how to free run when I started tagging shit. Piggies cant keep up and it has saved me from many possible...
    Post by: The D.E.A., Feb 28, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    Anybody ever have any paranormal shit happen when your blazed?

    I was tokin with some friends one night close to this house that always have chickens in front of it for some reason, even though we live in rich...
    Post by: The D.E.A., Feb 28, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    Where's the best place to smoke?

    Uranus EGGO ROFLS! I just ended my 3 week T break! But if I wasn't high I would probably say on a really high sand bar at the beach. One time I...
    Post by: The D.E.A., Jan 23, 2009 in forum: Apprentice Marijuana Consumption
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    How Donuts Saved My Life

    haha yeah man, I actually live in Cary, NC
    Post by: The D.E.A., Jan 21, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    i fucked a nasty bitch last week, and now i have bumps on my balls,,

    Have you switched detergents? Have you been sticking your dick in snow? Maybe its frost bite.
    Post by: The D.E.A., Jan 21, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    How Donuts Saved My Life

    I work at dunkin donuts, and yesterday two cops came in and asked for 2 coffees and a dozen donuts. Usually we let cops get free coffee, but they...
    Thread by: The D.E.A., Jan 21, 2009, 39 replies, in forum: Real Life Stories
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    How much should I grow at once?

    Hey guys, Im planning on starting a indoor grow sometime soon, and Im wondering how many plants I should plant at once. I am not planning on...
    Thread by: The D.E.A., Jan 19, 2009, 4 replies, in forum: First Time Marijuana Growers
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    Stoner Mistakes: The Anthology II

    Smoking a blunt on the way to school, I was singing/rapping at the top of my lungs (I find that the more obnoxious I sing in the morning, the...
    Post by: The D.E.A., Jan 19, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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    Mailing seeds...

    If you ever have to do it again a good idea is to buy a packet of just like tomato seeds or something, steam it open, put the seeds inside, and...
    Post by: The D.E.A., Jan 6, 2009 in forum: Apprentice Marijuana Consumption
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    what is the stupidest place you have ever smoked?

    Me and my friend hotboxed the space under a raft in my neighbors pool at like 1:00 am when they were home. What made it even more stupid is that...
    Post by: The D.E.A., Jan 4, 2009 in forum: Real Life Stories
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