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Essential additions for the work place vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a...
> > I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and > so we > > decided to get married. My parents helped us in every...
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Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand...
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:...
>A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes >off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite...
> > An aircraft is about to crash. > > There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. > > The first passenger says,...
My dad tokes with me and such, but I'm not allowed to smoke, grow, or sell pott in our apartment.(or I get kicked out) Im totally cool with this...
A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000. B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. C. Accidental deaths per...
Oklahoman Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known....
The 6th grade science teacher asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one...
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A couple of days after Christmas, Little Johnny's mom (Paula) was working in the kitchen while Johnny was playing with his new train set in the...
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> > A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and > inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that >...
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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY All you have to do is to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father figure...