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I am game. I am single as balls with no kids and turn 33 next month. Claim me! I also like quiet walks in the park and taking dumps after Taco...
Ring Pops! I love those. Old school style. E Harmony style, but we do have alot in common.
Why not? I love Compton and Wisconsin since I am from Illinois. Plus, we could poop together. It's alot cooler than getting brunch.
See! This is how people end up spending the rest of their lives together. "She made a mudd butt joke, and that's when I knew she was the one for...
Gay gentlemen poop too so that is why I stay single. I myself poop once every six months, as a result of Taco Bell. But I refuse to bow down to a...
Taco Bell is the joint. That being said, I refuse to date females who poop.
Realized I had Steel Pulse 'Smash Hits' in my car tonight, and haven't listened to it for many months. Threw it on and YES.
The super human ability to pay my taxes on time and not get pissed about how much they take out. H & R Block Wolverine status.
Hilarious! I heard the same thing. Minimal poops over here. It does help my productivity at work though. We sell a product at my place of...
Your taxes are paid in full, and the IRS appreciates that, as we all do. Plus, we all agreed we like your sweater.
Heard a customer make a comment about how Grape Nuts cereal was her favorite cereal growing up. After a little debate, we agreed it never got...
Doctor Phil. He is so damn hip.
Just be aware that the place I work at has chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzels. They are the ultimate in my opinion. Much respect.
I heard their chicken is grass fed though.
Yep.
Kelly from Saved by the Bell. She is on here, I swear it. Or the pink, original, power ranger.
Kids.
You should have asked the dude who walked in the room if he like kung fu movies. If so, throw on Enter the Dragon and laugh a bit about how...
Capri Suns and Ecto Cooler. Nostalgia.
Never got a lame present. My mom was on point with the ORIGINAL Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figures. Much, much love to you mom.