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how would you do it? what would you do to convince them?
what about some ribs and bacon grease maybe a bit of garlic aioli sauce
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I was thinking of sending her a dick pic, but instead i decided to take a 3D scan of my dick and make a 3D print of it so she can have that good...
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Ableton is meant for live performances so the main view is the clip launcher. Its made so you can switch from clip to clip on the fly with a remix...
hahahahaha!!! thats cause they spend so much time worrying about not being easy and the opposite of easy is difficult. bitches be difficult up...
You're lucky they didnt catch you with books or newspapers. you know how big brother feels about thoughtcrime
i could go for some ass right about now
i dunno, i can definitely see a the possibility for a date that involves handcuffs that isn't a complete disaster... giggity
well thats really just a symptom of overpriced pussy. dudes need to be creating demand for some good dicking and then the women will come flocking...
i don't care if shes a mooch just as long as she sucks my dick. if not... she better be matching bowls lmao
I'm too lazy to go out and find women. I want them delivered to my door just like my weed and pizza.
i feel like if god thought jeruselum was sacred he'd probably do something to keep people from car bombing various parts of the city all the time....
i'm not gonna lie your theory sounds pretty stupid and its scientifically impossible. not the life coming from another planet part but the pluto...
I was joking, but that is something god would do. Remember, this is the dude that made bears eat children because they made fun of a bald guy.
Careful, don't talk about our lord and master like that. He'll turn your face into bees.
So i've been reading the dead sea scrolls lately, does anyone else feel like the old testament could pass for a grade A supervillain monologue? ...
I don't have one. I hate beer. My best friends are captain morgan, jack daniels and madamme disarrono. i don't know why but i always pictured...
Yeah a friend of mine works with the entrepreneurship program over at MIT. He was convinced the influx of international students was about...