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They don't know I'm an occasional weed smoker. They did a drug test, but I've been clean for well over a month. So it came back negative. Just...
When I went for an induction day at a charity shop and they told me to come back on the 30th for induction. Hello! Are you nuts? This is free...
I feel like falling asleep.
I've been diagnosed as suffering from psychosis. I've recently come out of hospital as it got to the point where I was putting my life at risk...
I should really tidy my room. But, I can't be bothered.
No I did not drop off the face of the earth or anything like that. What happened was I stopped taking my medication because the voices made me...
When you mix up different kinds of food when your stoned, it tastes really good, but then the next day you can't remember what you did. That sadly...
I think I like sellotape too much because I taped my scissors to the door, my 3DS to my bed frame and a CD case to the radiator. And my brother...
Spies pay people to stalk me. I don't know what they want from me or what I did to deserve this. But Every time I leave my home I'm being stalked....
Getting kind of tired.
Nope. Ever put your shoes on the wrong feet?
I'm staying dry until after the doctors appointment. I decided it to play it safe.
Got up took a shower and then opened a letter addressed to me. It was from my doctors. Next Thursday I have to go to see the nurse to get blood...
Thanks for the pun. It made me laugh. I'm just really confused. If I explain why, it'll sound messed up and won't make much sense.
My conept of reality seems to differ from others. Perhaps it is not several different realities existing. But instead, it is a different concept...
Metal. If you could be any animal, what would you be?
-Faceplants keyboard- Someone just shoot me... It would be so much easier.
That's what I would suggest. Water is good for you.
I'd time travel twenty years in the future and smoke with my friend's future selves just to see how much will actually have changed.
I can't believe that I'm being made to have a yearly checkup at the doctors now. At my doctors they don't make anyone else have yearly checkups...