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Im on a break from smoking. Im 8 days into it and going to stay on my break until 4/20. This is the longest ive gone without smoking in SEVEN...
Woke up, took a super satisfying dump, then im gona pack a bowl for my bong and start the day right. From the King himself
So i just woke up and realized that i have a 5 page paper due by midnight tonight. Along with a workout sheet that i didnt do. This usually isnt a...
Lmao this made me laugh for a minute 😂 From the King himself
Just last night i had a dream i was on a field trip bus ride to an airport. I was just there for the ride and no going with the group. I sat next...
I was stoned at home. Everytime i saw my dad, i would say hi to him. I must have said it like 10 times in an hour 😂 From the King himself
I was 13, smoked on a trail between a neighborhood and my middle school. My friend had a nice piece he made himself and we smoked out of that. Im...
At school From the King himself
My family is VERY against weed. This one time before diner i walked into the kitchen to wash my hands, turned around to see a little blue baggie...
So. Much. Kief. From the King himself
I never try to shake my grinder to get more kief. I just let it accumulate and i check at the end of every other week From the King himself
I dont like weed anymore -said NO ONE EVER From the King himself
Once i was so high, i stopped at a stop sign for 5 minutes, thinking it was a red light 😂 was so surprised when no body honked at me From the...
I ripped the bong like 10 times, then took my first dab. I was sitting in my parked car just looking around for 30 minutes. The whole time i had a...
I was totally stoned. Had to help mom pick up my sister in her big minivan. I wasnt paying attention and went the wrong way down the bus lanes...
Whats bowl for two? From the King himself
For me, if ive never smoked with you before, and its my tree, youre getting smoked up From the King himself
You know youre stoned when you lose your lighter, buy a new one, lose that, buy a third one, then find the first two in your pocket (true story)...
Not sure if this is just me, but you know when youre stones when your mind is racing but words dont come out From the King himself
Once i got stupid high after my last class of the day (1:00pm) and didnt have anywhere to be for another two hours. So i thought i was going to...